(keikaku means plan)

Same (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

John Mulaney's take

Ugh, I was just telling the youngins about the old phones with the IR blasters that let you control everything. Those were the days

There are a lot of those in California

Dear Salt,

I hope this message doesn't find you. May your beers be warm and your showers frigid.

Cold regards, Prime

Satoshi the cryptographer, eh?

Did you mean to post this on shittyasklemmy?

I wonder if it's gonna be one of those things that's technically forbidden but done anyway, like smoking in bars

Is nothing sacred anymore?!

GERBURGER

First largest is Walmart, in case anyone else was curious