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Ominous Positivity (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago

You are being liberated. Please do not resist.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Alan Tudyk enhances any media he's in.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

K-2 was such a cool character:)

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

My roommate once came up with a similar idea of a horrific monster always ironing your shirts against your will. You cannot stop it, your shirts will be perfectly ironed and everyone will be in awe at your perfectly ironed shirts. You don’t know where this creature comes from or why it does this, but it’s far too strong to be stopped. IT WILL IRON YOUR SHIRTS!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I need this creature to terrorise me so badly.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

There's a sci-fi story I know of with two endings, and the "normal" one ends with:

"And he lived happily ever after."

From the context in the story that is actually super creepy and depressing.

The other ending is much more upbeat, despite including a few billion deaths.

Edit:
I already spoiled the endings, but if you want to read it, it's This.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

I would like to know more.

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Much obliged!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Aww… You can’t just tease like that and then not say what story it is. Tell us more!

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I know today is hard, but don't worry.

These tears, they only are ephemeral.

Soon, you will smile. Forever.

And together, we will help those who don't smile and reject the Gift.

WE WILL ALL SMILE. FOREVER.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

upvotes will come, so will praising comments

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

And no one will be able to stop it.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Pronoia - the universe is out to help you and forces are stacked in your favor

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I'm tired of winning. Just as it was foretold.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Nothing can stop you now. Not even death.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

You are damned to succeed.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

It'll be okay. You'll live.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

This one I've heard many times over the years. Every time I got a miner cut or scratch.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

This is basically the vibe of Singularitarianism.

this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2025
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