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[-] Poof@hexbear.net 176 points 7 months ago

I recall the last time an award was offered to rat out an assassin the money was not paid.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 59 points 7 months ago

Hopefully that fact will dissuade people from trying

[-] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago

You'll always find a bootlicker who thinks they'll be rewarded if the lick hard enough.

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[-] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 58 points 7 months ago

Hard to pay the undisclosed facial recognition software at the McDonald's self-order kiosk

[-] communism@lemmy.ml 34 points 7 months ago

It was an employee who called the police

[-] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 59 points 7 months ago

That is what we are told yeah

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[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 107 points 7 months ago
[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 64 points 7 months ago

Its have more of a Waluigi stance

[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 105 points 7 months ago

I hope homeboy learned from Luigi and doesnt go to McDonalds

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 97 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 94 points 7 months ago

everyone is saying 'chud' but here I am looking going:

thin tall odd limb torso ratio awkward gait eyes hidden appears near events of political significance

spoilerthat's a grey man posad

now to beat a hasty tactical retreat to badposting peppino-run

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 87 points 7 months ago

Just remember they won't ever pay out. If you think you've seen him - no ya didn't!

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 47 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I almost forgot they stiffed the McDonald's employee that dimed on Luigi. Maybe that'll come back to bite them now.

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[-] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 77 points 7 months ago

That photo of luigi also seemed like it wouldn't give him away at all, I suspect it didn't, I suspect the FBI's capacity through track someone through their phone and find out where they were is larger than we think

[-] darkcalling@hexbear.net 58 points 7 months ago

Assuming Luigi is the adjuster. They 100% used illegal NSA surveillance techniques and parallel construction to get him. The phone call never happened, the backpack and other stuff was all planted.

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[-] calidris@hexbear.net 52 points 7 months ago

If they had half a brain, they wouldn't carry a phone doing something like this.

[-] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago

They have drones and satellites they routinely fly over large cities. Used to be they could track cars and by extention people. I would be surprised if they don't have mostly accurate maps of here any given person is at any given time.

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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 75 points 7 months ago
[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 71 points 7 months ago

That's my buddy Mario and we were playing Warhammer 40k at the time, can 100% vouch for him

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

I was there, too, I remember you both were playing all day not letting me play

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[-] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 70 points 7 months ago

Phew! It's a white guy it looks like.

[-] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 42 points 7 months ago

Yeah he looks like a typical Utah dude bro and even has a “patriotic” shirt on.

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[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 69 points 7 months ago
[-] Poof@hexbear.net 113 points 7 months ago

Possibly. Anybody who looks white and cis can put on chud clothes and walk among the right

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 62 points 7 months ago

Real ninja shit is blending in while you escape.

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[-] enkifish@hexbear.net 86 points 7 months ago

I have a feeling deep down inside that this guy is a Q freak who killed him over something Epstein related. This will then be used by the media to drop Epstein coverage and scold anyone who cares about it.

[-] jack@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago
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[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 82 points 7 months ago

You're not gonna go to a Charlie Kirk rally wearing your fuckin Che shirt. If you're about to merc a guy, you wanna blend in.

But yeah he's probably a chud regardless lmao

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[-] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 67 points 7 months ago

definitely a Chud. why wouldn't they wear a mask

[-] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 119 points 7 months ago

Wearing a mask in Utah draws more scrutiny than open carrying a rifle

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 53 points 7 months ago

gotta go full ICE costume

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[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 66 points 7 months ago

I know this guy. The American flag isn't fooling me. This guy is a member of the Bri*ish royal family. Trump, sir, please nuke Buckingham Palace before these radical woke leftoonies strike again!

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[-] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 63 points 7 months ago

Is that… BETO????

Pic of Beto:

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 68 points 7 months ago

that's his evil brother sigmo

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[-] pisstoria@hexbear.net 59 points 7 months ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago

This is how he announces his new PMC, Democrat Dogs

[-] moss_icon@hexbear.net 53 points 7 months ago

That could literally be anyone

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[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 53 points 7 months ago

Just call the cops on any generic white dude you see within 12 hours driving of Salt Lake City.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 49 points 7 months ago

hopefully homeboy learned about latex makeup

[-] Chana@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago
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[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago

Pretty sure I saw this guy at a rage against the machine concert at Foxboro stadium in 2000, when they played with the beastie boys. I hope that helps.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago

If this is the dude then why isn't he carrying a rifle or a bag that would fit a rifle?

[-] booty@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago

whole thing was up his butt, believe it or not. he was very skilled

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[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago

Doesnt look that interesting to me

[-] ValarieLenin@midwest.social 35 points 7 months ago

Has anyone found the shirt online?

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 50 points 7 months ago
[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 51 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

When it's time to assemble your disguise and you google "stupid 'merica bullshit"

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