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We are all Charlie Kirk now
Be careful what you wish for
Yeah but all those kids that died in Sandy Hook, fuck them right? Thumb headed worm.
Has anyone asked Alex Jones if Charlie Kirk was a crisis actor
maybe Alex Jones is the crisis actor
I mean... I saw the vid.
It isn't for those who get queasy.
But calling it brutal is a stretch. What the Zetas do to their victims, is brutal. Putting a Goodyear around your neck and having it lit on fire while you are still wearing it is brutal. What happened to James Byrd Jr was brutal. What happened to Matthew Shepard was brutal.
This is someone dying, but far from brutal.
Fuck Charlie Kirk.
I've seen too much traumatic death and a fair number of arterial bleeds in person, plus all the shit I've seen online. Even though I'm fully 
about the shooting itself, the video bewildered me and made me warn others against because it's one of those moments where you suddenly realise how much blood is in a person. I've never seen someone bleed out like that where it's five seconds until unconsciousness at most. It isn't brutal in the sense that I want to extend empathy toward him, it's just physiological body horror seeing what blood pressure really means. It's like a Kurosawa film.
It was somewhere between Tarantino and an unfortunate incident involving a jelly donut, but the jelly is actually white supremacist juice so it loops back around to not being that unfortunate, provided you aren't one of the poor venue workers on the cleanup crew
I saw more brutal shit from Syria within the last few months, this was almost surgical (minus the blood spurt)
I remember that incident a while ago where the news reporter lady and her camera man got shot while recording. You don't even see her get shot, but the sounds she made... I regret watching the video, and it was much much worse than this.
Lmao, right wing grifters already on the "Je suis Charlie" train.
Soon
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Truly unfortunate how you can dig up whatever heinous shit Kirk said about literally anything and the “too soon” crowd will still ultimately win out
We still live in a hell where social murder doesn’t exist unfortunately
i have a lesbian couple as neighbors like 5 or 6 doors down, who has a ‘in this house we …’ sign out front told me that my gloating over Charlie Kirk is the reason why she has problems w calling herself a leftist (she just took the Beto sticker off her crosstrek some time back).
I really wanted to say something, but I wasnt sure what to say so I just told her to have a good evening and kept walking the dog.
Sounds like the lib version of the "I became a Nazi because you kept calling me a Nazi" thing
i have a lesbian couple as neighbors like 5 or 6 doors down, who has a ‘in this house we …’ sign out front told me that my gloating over Charlie Kirk is the reason why she has problems w calling herself a leftist (she just took the Beto sticker off her crosstrek some time back).
'And your fascist sympathizing is why we're better off without you'
BARS
I'm actually really surprised Alex Jones never got got. Surely at least one crank whose life collapsed around them because of all the conspiracy nonsense would've tied their life being destroyed back to him.
I heard a clip of this (can’t do the whole thing I’m not that strong) and he openly admits if he went out into public as often as Kirk did he would have been shot already. Think he ties it back to the libs in his head, but I bet you’re right about a crank of his doing the deed.
# Je suis charlie
Lmao
Oof
Lol. Charlie Head Blow
Charlie blood flow
He's basically the comic relief character of this drama
I think that's still Charlie.
Pretty sure that was just a crisis actor and not the real Charlie Kirk /s
The same way the right still tell helicopter jokes, right? Fuck off.
Why they always recording from their car?
It's an unc thing
It's their safe space
Meanwhile us true tough lefties on the bikes and trains they're so scared of
"We are ALL Charlie Kirk on this blessed day!"
"Speak for yourself."
"I am ALL Charlie Kirk on this blessed day!"
He looks healthier than usual but also way worse than usual.
I'm interested to see how the boys at Knowledge Fight cover this.
Dan: gives a detailed breakdown of what Alex says
Jordan: tries to make a 'joke' and libs things up
jesus i didn't even recognize him. guy looks like burnt shit.
That’s the Alex Jones crisis actor, Axel Tones
Why does his goatee look glued on?
:hog-pain:
Also, why does he look like Yuri from Red Alert 2 now?
When did Alex Jones start taking Ozempic and style himself to look like the most racist biker you’ve seen?
lmfao
Crying as he contemplates the reaction to his own obit.
Ah, good, JorDan were getting bored of the owen thing on knowledge fight this will be funny
Poor JorDan really aren’t catching a break recently though lol, they put out the Owen episodes real quick. Their suffering is our entertainment
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