Fuck that headline. It was the president of Portugal.

Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa, the president of Portugal

I would like to point out to everyone underestimating Portugal's influence in world politics that, while I agree it hasn't been a military or economic major power in centuries, it has great diplomatic outreach:

• Part of the EU and has been used as an example of how to handle drug abuse
• Part of CPLP which seeks to align the interests of all Portuguese speaking countries (in Europe, South America, West and East Africa and Oceania)
• Vast naval territory in the Atlantic and the Azores which have hosted a US military base for decades
• Good relations with China especially after the return of Macau
• The current secretary general of the UN is an old portuguese Prime Minister

So while no longer a major country, it still has sway on how relations between some countries develop

Ok, "major world leader" is clickbait, they could've just said Portuguese President.

While i wouldn't describe Portugal as major, it isn't irrelevant either: early member of the EU (was the ECC back then), treaties with a lot of countries (Brazil being one on account of being an ex-colony and sharing the language), founding member of NATO, emigrant communities all over the world (US included), a few high-ranking politicians are Portuguese (President of the European Council António Costa, secretary-general of the UN António Guterres, ex-president of the European Comission Durão Barroso who now works for Goldman Sachs...). There's also that Cristiano Ronaldo guy.
The US also has a military base in a Portuguese island in the Atlantic.

Why this fascist fuck who likes taking selfies with his voters decided to criticize another fascist fuck is a mystery to me though...

I think every world leader worth their salt knows trump kowtows to putin. Portugal got to say it out loud. I'm buying some of their wine this weekend.

I was expecting that leader to be Putin like, "yeah, he's my bitch."

Completely irrelevant, but I live in an area with a lot of Hispanic and Brazilian people, and I overheard this conversation in the grocery store between a mom and her elementary school age daughter, and the little girl said:

"Yeah, she has a crush on him, but he doesn't speak Spanish, he speaks Pork-a-cheese."

It makes me laugh every time I think about it, and every Spanish person that I tell it to cracks up.

Wait is truth in again? did I miss something?

They know a duck when they see one, and he ain't no duck! He's a fascist.

No shit, Sherlock.

They picked the ugliest, nastiest motherfucker to keep us distracted.

Agent Fuckfaced Krasnov.