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[-] [email protected] 139 points 2 weeks ago

4 limbs, a house and slimy? That would be my landlord.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

How devilishly cheeky of you.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago

There's another corner missing, at legs=0, slime=0, house=1

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

I would have think maybe a clam?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Calms are very slimy!

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I thinm thats a walnut or something.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

i think that's just a house

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I was going to go with tree, but they obviously overlap. Tree just had the advantage of being alive still. Unless we count roots as legs.. shit

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Too many limbs

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This guy (Nautilus Squid) has more than 4 legs but otherwise it fits. But im 99% sure there is some kind of 4 legged shelled slime guy somewhere in the oceans.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I was thinking crabs, many are slimy, have legs and have an exoskeleton, but maybe that's different than a house.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

those aren't legs those are AAAAs

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

maybe shellos / gastrodon?

or shuckle? Based on slime mold iirc

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Shuckle works. Although I'm thinking of smth pink

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe slowbro?

Also hisuian goodra fits but I am pretty sure this is not what you are talking about

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Its actually the goodra I was talking about. But a shocking number of Pokémon work here

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

What has an odd number of legs and a partial house?

No, really, I wanna know.

Do not say a us military veteran or you're going to hell.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

us national guard veteran?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Winning answer is landlords.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I only know arout this.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Armadillo?

  • Has 4 limbs
  • is a mammal
  • has a house like a turtle
  • has sweat glands to check "slimy"
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It shows up in houses, they really like climbing walls

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

It doesn't looks so slimy. Is it slimy?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

like a frog. They seek humid places

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I think I see the problem. Tortoise should be where turtle is, turtle should be in that corner.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Softshell turtle

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

The in-betweens are even funnier to me. Slime? Probably not. Also, I have half a house.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Are turtles more slimy than tortoises? By virtue of being in water? If so, then turtles should be in the red circle and tortoises where turtles currently are.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't think that either are supposed to be slimy, I think that's usually a sign of a health or water quality problem.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Find a non-slimy sea-turtle. They all have a layer of algae growing on them, and algae is slimy.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Its still a turtle, but a slimy one. Not salt water catfish slimy, but not dry af run of the mill turtle/tortoise Soft-Shelled Turtle Information And Care - Reptiles Magazine https://share.google/xcvJUoC1q60FoHlSk

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

soft shelled lake turtle!!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Two estate agents.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Nautilus missing many of its arms fits in house, 4 limbs and slimey.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Your mom goes there duh

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is what multi modal llms were made to answer

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Why is there a legless stick figure floating in the chart?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hermit crabs!

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