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[-] [email protected] 106 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
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[-] [email protected] 49 points 4 weeks ago

100% chance he groomed her

[-] [email protected] 52 points 4 weeks ago

My gf (F19) and I (M31)

how-compelling

[-] [email protected] 104 points 4 weeks ago

Warning: problematic age discourse

31 feels too young to like Limp Bizkit

[-] [email protected] 45 points 4 weeks ago

And too old to be dating 19 year olds.

I think they’re just fucking gross.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago

19 year olds? Yeah, agreed

[-] [email protected] 77 points 4 weeks ago

19

31

Average limp bizkit fan

[-] [email protected] 70 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

aged 19 and 31

This HAS to be fake, right?! Like, surely you wouldn't just tweet that out?! Just don't add that detail and your fashy complaints seem almost normal to brunchers! Cmon, great bit and all but surely no ones that dumb...

[-] [email protected] 44 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

My sister dated a 35 year old when she was 18-19 😔 it happens and people can be uncomfortably accepting of it. 100% guarantee this guy sees nothing wrong with it

[-] [email protected] 38 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I know it happens, I'm just shocked about his willingness to highlight that fact for people, like why mention it!

wtf

I'm trying to think of another example but I can't think of one atm, its just such a huge self own is all I mean

[-] [email protected] 43 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I think (worry?) that what you see as a self-own, he sees as a flex.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 4 weeks ago

I had not even considered this

[-] [email protected] 26 points 4 weeks ago

This post finally makes me understand what the guy saying "Shut Up!" was feeling in the 'They hated Jesus for telling them the truth' comic.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago

This is absolutely a flex to him. No other reason to even mention ages here.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

As long as everyone is above 18 at least they're adults and should be trusted to be able to make their own decisions. That doesn't mean it can't be gross and problematic though.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The problem isn't that she's barely an adult; the problem is that 19 year olds don't typically date someone so far outside of college age, so there is an almost certain chance that he groomed her before she turned 18.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

It’s actually pretty common where I live. You’ll see teens dating guys in their mid to late twenties all the time.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 4 weeks ago

Guys like this want to normalise their fucked up grooming behaviour, and you don't normalise it by admitting it is a bad, you normalise it by just casually mentioning it and treating it like a normal thing.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 4 weeks ago

I want to enjoy the song “break stuff” in peace with my girlfriend who was 3 years old when I was in high school

[-] [email protected] 48 points 4 weeks ago

maybe antifa should ruin the limp bizkit show if everyone there is a 31 year old dating a 19 year old

[-] [email protected] 39 points 4 weeks ago

Lump Bizkit guys are the ur-chuds of the 20th century

[-] [email protected] 35 points 4 weeks ago

I hope you mean 21st century because I can think of a better example of 20th century ur-chuds

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago

I mean as far as the contemporary chud-o-sphere, they are culturally more in line with the nu-metal rap rock movement of the late 20th century than with any WWII fascists. The ur-chuds weren't ideologically coherent and were inevitably coopted by ideological fascists

[-] [email protected] 36 points 4 weeks ago

I'm worried about the growing threat around the city, says someone who probably has to take a two hour drive into the city from their suburban dwelling.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 weeks ago

growing threat around the city

Hello, Police? I'm calling to report a hate speech threat. In broad daylight on the street I heard a non-white guy just say "Who's the ass hat singer of that shit band? Fred Durst - right? Nu metal jazz hands loser."

[-] [email protected] 38 points 4 weeks ago

god i love the nu metal hands pose

[-] [email protected] 26 points 4 weeks ago

It's cool when System of a Down does it

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago

Counterpoint: rare SoaD L

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

Wtf ahahahahahahaahaaa data-laughing

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

what the fuck

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago

I supported AntiFa till they ruined that Limp Bizkit concert, that goes too far!

[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago

Has to be rage bait right?

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

Fred Durst is cool though, right? He was in I Saw the TV Glow. I assume he'd have better politics that this mouth breather

[-] [email protected] 29 points 4 weeks ago

My favorite Fred Durst story:

According to Eruption in the Canyon: 212 Days & Nights With the Genius of Eddie Van Halen author Andrew Bennett, Van Halen and Durst jammed together after Wes Borland quit Limp Bizkit after the two were introduced at a party. Bennett said Durst joked that it would be hilarious that the "greatest guitar player ever plays with the worst band ever," but Van Halen basically said why not. The jam happened but Van Halen left after people started smoking weed. Bennett adds that Van Halen said the jam was like being "a scholar amongst kindergartners."

Van Halen contacted Durst the next day to get his guitars and amplifiers, but received no response. That's when things got a little iffy. The following day, Van Halen contacted Durst to recover his gear, according to Bennett. The guitarist was still upset about the experience, and after not hearing back from Durst after 24 hours, he decided to take matters into his own hands.

"Eddie once bought an assault vehicle from a military auction," Bennett writes. "It has a shine gun mount on the back and is not legal. Eddie drove that assault vehicle through L.A., into Beverly Hills, then parked and left it running on the front lawn of the house Limp Bizkit was rehearsing in. He got out wearing no shirt, his hair in a Samurai bun on top of his head, his jeans held up with a strand of rope and combat boots held together by duct tape. And he had a gun in his hand."

"That asshole answered the door," Bennett recalled Van Halen explaining. "I put my gun to that stupid fucking red hat of his, and I said, 'Where's my shit, motherfucker?' That fucking guy just turned to one of his employees and starts yelling at him to grab my shit. … Eddie Van Halen stood on the front lawn of a residential home in Beverly Hills in broad daylight, smoking a cigarette while holding a gun on Fred Durst as he went back and forth from the house to the assault vehicle, lugging amps and guitars."

[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 weeks ago

meanwhile in normal poorman land any single one of those things anyone did in that story would get them thrown in prison for multiple years

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

wish we could hear fred durst's side of the story

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

That reads like a Hard Times story.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Is there any truth to the post? Like I know events like FIFA soccer games or the Olympics can serve as platforms for people with a message. Sometimes there’s someone running on the stadium. Sometimes there’s flags.

I ask because I had the idea that Lollapalooza, while a money-making business, is also progressive. It’s progressive at least in comparison with FIFA or Trump.

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