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360° "back" around to dinosaurs confirms that birds are still just dinosaurs
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I dont think they can go 360 maybe 270 those wings are a fundamental change
Dragons
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I mean we have flightless birds already, their vestigial wings could turn prehensile again eventually
Flying dinosaurs. So basically dragons.
surely you jest, birds aren't real
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Sharks: Sharks.
Anteaters are more likely than weasels
wow this is fascinating, thanks for sharing!
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Crustaceans: Crab
Mammals: ~~Weasel~~ Crab
Plants: ~~Tree~~ Grass. Everything grass.
Amphibians & Reptiles: ~~Unchanged because they are perfect~~ Crab
Birds: ~~360° around back to dinosaurs~~ First of all, avian dinosaurs are dinosaurs. Secondly, 360° doesn't really make sense, probably they meant 180°. Finally, crab.
Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods.
Moral of the story: You might not like it but decapods are peak animal evolution. All roads lead to crab.
Plants? Crabgrass.
Hotel? Trivago.
^ Winner of the thread.
Mammals: Anteater
Ants: Crab
Mammals: Crabeater
Misusing 360° where you should use 180° is a running joke
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I don't mind being a crab imagine not working. Just be crab.
Even grass evolves to tree - look at bamboo
Or palms.
One fungus will eventually manage to mind control the crabs, like some already do with ants.
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Plant evolution is anything but stable. They keep evolving and devolving from weeds to trees and back every few 100 generations.
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Even the gods fear the fungal network.
Beatles. Beatles everywhere. Bowl cuts will go crazy.
Fungus head out to seed another planet.
WAAAGH!
All the fish are dead, of course.
Fish already don't exist
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Fish are three of the categories listed in the meme.
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Crustaceans: Extinct
Mammals: Extinct
Plants: Extinct
Amphibians & Reptiles: Extinct
Birds: Extinct
Fungi: Interstellar hive-mind
Everything in the system evolves into a cloud of dust and gas about 27 million years from now.
That's... that's very soon. What do you know‽
Evolution by Stephen Baxter (Wikipedia) was an interesting read.
Note: Baxter can be dry at times but i always enjoy the worlds he creates.
I respect the hell out of Baxter, he's a hard sci-fi artist. However, he's so unrelentingly bleak I had to quit reading his stuff.
Can you share where you felt that way? Been a while since I've read him.
The midpoint to the end of Evolution, humans basically devolve and ultimately go extinct.
It's been awhile since I've read anything by him as well.
I remember another book where artifically created people inside a dwarf star were dying due to solar harvesting, IIRC. I remember it being depressing but fascinating. Don't remember how it ends.
Yeah, very fair. I guess i quite like the bleakness. I love dark and gritty stories.
He's an incredible author, I'd put him up there with Alastair Reynolds. I just can't handle it.
There's a phenomenal documentary series called The Future Is Wild that speculates on this question.
https://youtube.com/@thefutureiswildofficial
https://www.thefutureiswild.com/
It has 3 parts, projecting to 5, 100 and 200 million years into the future.
The main theme is that niches determine attributes. So when an opportunity opens up, one species will evolve to fill that niche. For instance sea birds evolve into whales. Octopodes evolve into primates.
I loved this as a kid. It was one of a handful of really influential pieces of media from my childhood.
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"shan't" is a great word
Plants keep evolving and devolving into trees every 100 generations.
Hot take: the fungi will take over all existing animal and plant life, and create a whole biosphere of fungi. Fungi crustaceans, fungi mammals, fungi plants, fungi amphibians, fungi reptiles, fungi birds.
The fungi humans would have achieved world peace, because there's no genders to create inequalities, and with spores flying everywhere, unwanted infidelity and physical differences are so common that anger and jealousy makes no sense.
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Everything becomes crab on long enough timeline, Daniel-san. Be the lobster! Shell on. Shell off. Sift the floor.
Raccoon also seems to be a pretty popular mammal convergance. Or generally small climbing quadruped with a varied diet and at least semi-functional hands.
We seemed to have it all hammered out. Love me some Cambrian explosion, wild shit! It was like the 1910-1920s for the industrial age. "Throw it at the wall and see what sticks!"
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