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I'd like to see old Donny wriggle his way out of this jam!
"The flesh was weak, it couldn't do the job so it had to go. Bye bye skin!"
his venus is wriggling out his body
The fact that they announced it and didn't just cover it up means that we can expect to see some physical changes in trump in the near future. Hopefully ones that stop his heart
Or it's them attempting to distract from something else
Could be. They don't do things like the Biden team, so if that's the case it's extra worrying. Imagine throwing trump under the bus for some bigger deep state thing
I would prefer to see him beaten to death by Dolph Lundgren, but him dying from a heart attack is good too
Would pay a lot of money to watch Dolph Lundgren impale him with a katana and throw him onto a giant firework pinwheel.
What a glorious demise.
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This is terrible for my bingo card. I have Trump dying of shidding and fardding, not low energy venus.
Unfortunately, these doctors are all describing what happens if this condition is untreated. I'm guessing he his medical team is monitoring anything on a regular basis.
Doubtful that this is his only condition though, just the only one they've announced.
For someone who so loathes the sick, injured, elderly, and disabled, this feels like watching someone live through an ironic hell. I wish f wasn't at the levers of power, but I'm glad he's miserable.
His veins are not taking to Barron's blood
Has he tried beanis 
beanis for the venis
let one hundred heart attacks bloom
Folks, the veins, they're no good everyone is saying it.
Is he just going to pop like an overfilled water balloon?
I hope they pump him full of drugs to the point he's practically an animated corpse. Then he dies anyway
200,000 crabs are ready, with a million more on the way 
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Huh, I might have that. Ever since I was a kid my legs would get all fucking purple and swollen if I stood still and upright too long. Or is that normal?
No, that is not normal.
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this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2025
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