"Crunchwrap Supreme", but we just call him "Crunchy" for short.
Also dictators. I know boy cats named Meowsolini and Chairman Meow.
Saddam Hussein, and Saddam Hussein's best friend
Saddam *Hissein
Behind the Bastards?
When I adopted my cat his name was LuciPurr and I promptly renamed him to Lucifer
Paw Zedong
I have a girl cat named Preggo.
We rescued her during a tornado storm, in Arkansas, and we thought she was pregnant so I just called her Preggo.
By the time we got her to the vet we found out she's not pregnant, just fat and weird, however by that time she got used to being called Preggo so we just kept that up.

Wtf? Is dead internet true?

I don’t like that
I don't think you should like your own post, kinda cringe
I think the twitter screenshot is fake. I tried to look up JaydenSmithish through nitter and it says user not found
Now think of every tweet screenshot we've seen, and how many we've actually checked to see if it's legit. Scary because nearly all of us must have fallen for lies at some point
What the hell is going on here?
Did we just lose?
That's crazy! Although I've told this story many times before haha, I'm surprised a bot picked it up but not at the same time.
I am genuinely truthful in my story haha, she's an awesome cat!
wtf is Taco Bell?! AND WHY IS MY PHONE AUTO CAPITALISING THE NAME!!
Because corporate logos and names are our new deities. Chill out and have a Star Bucks!
I don’t really think we have time for a hand job, Joe.
Not with that attitude
I like money
Hey, you leave Crunch Wrap Supreme alone, he's a good boy.
My Boy: Rails, for Ruby on Rails.
My Girl: Sushi, cause she's black and white and looks like a roll.
I hope your cat never finds out he could have been called ruby but you choose to go with rails....
We had a Ruby but she died 😢
My princess is named: Winter.
Because she's white. 
We name all the cats regardless of sex after something to do with literature. But that's their government names and I normally don't use those online to protect their tiny kitty privacy.
All their nicknames are like
Jerkcat Babycat Dingus YOU FUCKER STOP CHEWING PLASTIC creature Sweetie Grey ghost Great hunter
Look, just anything that pops into my head as I sing sweet nothings to them
Current cat is creature often. Little weird creature.
My friend has a cat named Apollo and the man lives up to his name
He takes Americans to the moon?
a god of archery, music and dance, truth and prophecy, healing and diseases, the Sun and light, poetry, and more
These are my cats, Athena and Ultimate Cravings Box.
Mona and Nachos... Can confirm.
Names of my kitties over more than two decades:
Girls: Nova, Athena
Boys: Casper (black), Cocoa (white with blue eyes), Marconi
All kitties have dignified names.
Black male cat: Lucifer
Which is kind of funny, you'd think a white cat would better fit "light bringer"
Luna - male
Eclipse - female
Madame (formally Freya) - female
Bat - female
Ding - male
Rainbow bridge: Gaia - female, Apollo - female
Bat and Ding had those names at the shelter and we didn't see a reason to change them. Luna ... We were told he was a she as a kitten, and after a week of proper nutrition we saw the boy bits and just kept the name. Apollo was purposely named that way because we already had one swap and then we'd have the sun and moon.
Chalupa Batman and Osiris.
lol.
All of my cats were named after Star Wars characters. No one, regardless of assigned gender, needs to be named “ Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos.”
Mexican Pizza left a poop on your bed

Sylvie (left, named her after having just finished Loki season one) and Molly (Cobb, For All Mankind)
Funny, I’m close to the opposite. My boy cat is named after a god (Apollo, Greek god) and my girl cat is named after my favourite drink (Islay, scotch from Islay, Scotland).
I once met a boy cat named Vendetta.
The stray calico kitten that hangs out on my porch and in front of my front door I named Princess because she is regal and demanding.

We currently have a female cat. We called her sky. Beforehand we had a male cat, all white with a black head. We called him yorshik. Which i'm quite sure it's a corruption of the russian for toilet brush... Poor thing.
Well I guess if we're just throwing out cat names we've used
Boy: Rocky, Guardian, Scout, Peewee, Houdini, Big Boy
Girl: Socks, Magellan, Diva, Leia, Izzie, Ozzie, Fireball, Ditto, Belle, Oreo
One of my girl cats was literally named Girl Cat.
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