A ceasefire that, if implemented, Israel will immediately violate, blame Hamas, and continue the genocide, and the US will continue to funnel them weapons and not do a damn thing about it. We've been through this same shit before, don't fall for it again.
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strap me to a rocket and fire me at bibi. i am ready.
Let's Go Bomb Tel-Aviv
I must not fedpost i must not fedpost 
Very curious are you just saying I should ignore this type of news?
No im saying that what i think should happen to him would be grounds for putting me on a list. Its important news, I just think that he should be gotten rid of immediately and swiftly (through electoral means 
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Understood. Sometimes I'm a bit thick. Thanks for the help understanding.
I figure if you're on Lemmy especially participating in these communities you're already on the list lol
Welcome to hexbear, where were all on a list on this blessed day
I've been on a list since the government decided using Linux was a sign of being "extremist" 🤣
They mean fedposting as in saying something that will get the feds at their door.
Oh! Appreciate the explanation
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Maybe you could line them up just right....
I think if I was working in laundromats in the DC area, I'd be upset at the overtime, but excited about the opportunity.
I am also praying for something very funny to happen tomorrow.
Trump, you like deals, right? If you want to make a good deal, remind him of his active arrest warrant, and that you could possibly decide to have him sent there...
satanyahu may be the one dude who belongs in alligator alcatraz
"presses for"
Yeah, sure he does
Himmler will visit the Reichskanzlei next Monday as Hitler presses for a ceasefire in Auschwitz
I mean I think he just cares about the Optics so I don't think he cares if Israel immediately breaks the ceasefire just as long as they "agree to it"
If any president wants Israel to stop bombing kids they just need to threaten to cut them off and suddenly things will happen. All behind the scenes, even. Saying, "we are trying" actually means the opposite: they are not trying but want some excuses and fanfare and a delay before anything might change.
That's a point I hadn't considered. Thanks for the Insight.
Of course! And you're right that Trump is indeed a messy "give me all the credit" guy of course, so he will also try to take credit for things that are essentially happening "on their own". But not just theoretically, but historically, presidents have been able to just tell Israel to stop entire wars and they will do it - all behind the scenes.
hope he has a safe and uneventful journey
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