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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Alaskan holy relic

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

I'll leave this here comment here for the bears, too

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

saddam-hussein need one with the red silhouette as the second hand lmao

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Drop me in the Yukon with my Palin buck knife and watch me thrive.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is what they give you when your dad inevitably gets mauled by bears in the wilderness as compensation in Alaska. When you die you gotta give it back and then they send it back again to your next of kin. Legal stuff, ya know? Many families torn apart by the Palin knife.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Real ones know you want a hatchet to survive in the northern wilderness

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

some knives are for showing your neighbor how shit is, some knives are for displaying prominently on the mantle.

get one that can be both at Gibson's Knife & Diabetes Test Strip Emporium on Route 14.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

A million percent someone's papaw died and nobody wanted all the chud shit he squandered their inheritance on so it got donated

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

This has more of a peepaw feel to me

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Cast it into the fire Isiliador! Destroy it!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

yeonmi-park I don't know what to say about this. It's really fucking weird.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

dawg what the actual fuck

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

While you were out partying, I studied the blade

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

+1d4 physical damage to target

+1d8 psychic damage to user

"The Painlan"

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Replace the photo with one of Lisa Ann to unleash its full Alaskan powers.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

how much did he pay? im an antiques appraiser by trade specializing in political memorabilia and based on the condition of this piece and set i would estimate its market value conservatively at around 700 billion dollars

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's worth the mineral rights of an indigionous tribes land

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I legit think it was like 15 bucks. Truly undervalued for a priceless relic.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

nice, just don't hold it up to a blacklight

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

My precious.

this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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