Barron has not aged well. He's got that Crabbe/Goyle look going on.
It would be an outright miracle, if he turned out a decent person, given his background.
He won’t.
You never know - sometimes people go against the grain. For example some of the best parents I know had shitty parents growing up.
The trumps have a long and distinguished heritage found within the chickenshit bloodline.
Tell me there is a possibility of a draft without telling me there is a possibility of a draft.
The timing is not great
You are all worried about being drafted and the inequity of Baron getting off the hook like this (whether it's a true headline or not). Just do what Ted Nugent did, and shit yourself for 3 day and get a mental illness waiver!
Stop there though and don't molest underage girls
Or, if you prefer a method that doesn't involve shutting yourself. Just say you're trans. No need to take hormones, unless you wanna... you're trans non-binary. Bit of nail polish, makeup, gender non-conforming clothes. Easy sell, congratulations, you are no longer eligible to serve in the US military
Im legit scared they move me to work camps. I guess thats better?
The klinger method!
never worked for Corporal Klinger.
Wouldn't bone spurs be useful in a combat situation? If they're long enough, you're basically Wolverine without the healing factor. 🤷🏻♂️
I’m guessing our frenemies in Afghanistan (or insert whatever country, you pick) are not testing for bone spurs at the RPG market.
Kids looking more slob-ick than Slavic
Funny, that.. you’ll be shocked by the reason!
He’s half Slav half slob
Slab.
See you on the front lines, boys.
aside:
Foxes don't mew. They bark, kinda. It's one of the most horrible sounds nature overall produces. Sounds like a child being mutilated.
edit: hm, apparently "mew" doesn't mean what I thought it does - the sound a cat makes.
Shriek, foxes shriek.
Sound a cat makes can be written as meow, mao, miyay, and my favorite, :3
"Mew" is the sound a kitten makes. "Mews" can mean a building in which to keep one's trained falcons, or a group of homes that used to be stables, or homes that pretend to once have been stables, because Real Estate.
So, he is unfit for the selective service?
Oh noes, I also came down with a case of da bone spurs for no reason! 😮
Always reminds me of this Michael Moore bit https://youtu.be/89sXG6kTo6o
Say the correspondent's out loud.
I hope Barron offs Trump assuming he's next in line for the throne.
@jballs Ha ha ha...
The watermarks, "@Mrs Putin." LOL! That mofo better be the first to sign up if the shit hits the fan.
oh no the tragedy
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