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I urge Trump to go fuck himself.

Look at that 275lb (320?) bag of piss wrapped up in a cheap looking 10k suit shitting his pants. Nubby little fingers. Weird nubby mushroom member (this is from a a legal deposition)

Clearly demented and so insecure he can’t even ask for help.

Dude is in over his head.

The stress is gonna kill him. He knows it that’s why he’s not working.

He is not looking healthy

meh, I did the quiet quit thing a long time ago. not working harder without a nice raise. I'm urging Americans to work less. go on! take that day off! you can do it!

Of course, Trump is the biggest business idiot in the country. He was largely elected because he is the big, dumb mascot of business idiots.

He can suck my dick.

Honestly he should golf more

The other 78% he reneges on nuclear agreements in place since a decade and threatens war on the behalf of a country that starts with I, probably the Ivory Coast, or maybe Iceland, to blow up another country that starts with I, maybe Italy.

Maybe he sees all these Is and thinks "Yeah, I'm awesome."

Incentivize it, you living malediction. Expand healthcare to allow more hours, increase overtime pay, make it easier to start a business, personally turn a few billionaires into pulp within a massive stadium housing solely seats, cameras, screens, a long spool of rope, and a single woodchipper. Frankly, these aren’t big asks.

wrong

given he only complains about juneteenth, he is saying that black people should work harder.

Just for that I'm playing games my entire shift.

Work harder for my riches, plebs!

His base legit acts like a class of peasants for this man. It is the most insane thing to watch in real time.

I urge him to get bent!

Every MAGA is going to volunteer to work on Saturdays, and every holiday, right? Dear Leader requires it.

For anyone keeping count, that's about a day and a half per week.

I thought the amount of time he golfs would be higher. Every time he golfs we pay the taco when he stays at his properties.

ahaha... it gets more tragicomic everyday... Tacos, anyone?

Also dude looks like he takes 4 hour naps a day, why do we keep electing senior citizens

Well yeah

Pensions are fucked globally

Not a single one of you will see any money from it, so better get working

Even better, you guys will probably need to extend the pension age up to 75 or so

Prepare for fun times

Maybe he'll trip and impale himself on a golf club soon

Damn it's been a while since a political nottheonion was actually a good nottheonion

Given how worker production increasing over time and pay for said production have not stood in line with each other I think I’d rather not.

our president is a hypocrite?? wow. this is news to me. well thanks for bringing this to light! i'm sure the people will have a change of heart now!

This monster feeds on media attention. Let's all stop relating every stupid things he says and focus on basically anything else, it will always be more positive.

Frankly, I'd really rather that the Irish Star not encourage him to be spending more time making policy.