If you whip it sideways you might be able to get them both

Oh no I charged too much, I'm blowing up.

If you drift, you can catch them both!

New trolly problem just hit!

this car's a lost and blinded fool...oh no I've said too much. I said it all.

I still remember one of the questions on my written driving test from almost 30 years ago. It was something like:

A group of pedestrians start crossing the road in front of you, just as the light turns green for you. What do you do?

• Honk your horn and yell at them.
• Nothing, just wait for them to finishing crossing.
• Rev your engine to scare them into crossing faster.
• Hit one to teach the rest a lesson.

I was so tempted to pick the last option.

if you drift you could hit both

Buncha Jordan Petersons in these comments. "I simply wouldn't find myself in this moral dilemma to begin with" lmao

why is that baby not on a leash!

My truck is lifted so that I can safely cruise over all the babies in the road. Just gotta keep them between the tires.

oh... anyway

Déjà vu!

I've just been in this place before

Higher on the street

And I know it's my time to go

Solution: Never touch Tesla! Confused as to what is so fucking hard about that?

Trying to hit all two
But I don't know if I can do it

🎵trying to keep to the right

I think I thought I saw you die

Sung to the tune of Corning My Religion, of course.

There should realistically be an option for driving off the road into the trees.

What an idiot. There’s a whole picnic just out of frame that’s had it too good for too long.

How about driving with at most that speed that would allow you to break to a full stop inside the range you can see. Or within half that range if the street is to narrow for another passing car.

Tryin not to keep, eye on road And I don't stop for dogs before, for. Oh no I missed stop sign. Didn't stop enough.