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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Trying to hit all two
But I don't know if I can do it

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Pull the emergency brake, spin the wheel, and drift. You got this.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

It's like bowling, if you hit one pedestrian at just the right angle you can knock them into the other

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

excellent idea, there's no crime if there's no witnesses

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just say you heard them utter a protest slogan and its perfectly legal. If the baby is nonverbal say it used a anti-police hand gesture.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA

this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025
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