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[-] [email protected] 113 points 2 months ago

that's not a tank. that's the all-new Ford Leviathan XL, a recreational vehicle with the latest in pedestrian obliterating technology.

it seats 2 and can fit one mountain bike and three bottles of soda in the cargo area.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago

it's perfect for taking your kids to little league practice

[-] [email protected] 77 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

is that what the spice crawlers looked like in the OG dune movies? what is this

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Huh guess I forgot about this scene, its been a minute

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

Better ground visibility than a ford f150

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

it's just for the commercial, so they can show some outdoorsy guy in muted synthetic fabrics put an aluminum mountain bike in the back and drive up some dirt trail with panoramic overlooks to unload the bike and ride on different trails.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

No rack for my kayak? Smh my head

[-] [email protected] 100 points 2 months ago

Problem is Amerikkkan tanks won't stop for a protester

[-] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately I feel like we are going to find this out

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago

Given the Israeli training, there's a double precedent for violence.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

Rachael Corrie again and again

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Was that the woman they ran over with a fucking bulldozer?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah. She was standing in front of the bulldozer wearing a fluorescent orange jacket. The driver approached from far away, far enough to see her, and when he reached her she stood up on the mound of earth he was pushing, eye to eye with the cabin. He kept going until she slipped and fell, then he ran her over and dragged her 10–15 meters.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Corrie

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[-] [email protected] 80 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Here I'll simulate the resulting reddit thread:

"What is this?!?! SOVIET CHINA?!?!"

"In tinyman square, the asians actually killed 60gorillion people. This is why I joined the marines and looted Fallujah. You're welcome, reddit."

"Orange man Russia communism tankysquare confirmed"

Incomprehensible slurs

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

This is the most annoying one out of all of them for some reason.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

It's what happens when you combine the Yuri Bezmenov interview, russiagate brainworms, and the ideological hallucinations libs conjure up to make them go "i was right".

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In ten years they haven't had a shred of evidence for russiagate except what? Paul manifort gave Russia polling data that everyone had access to?

[-] [email protected] 76 points 2 months ago

Libs could watch this murder someone and would then finagle an excuse why an event from almost forty years ago in a whole other country terrifies them more than this.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago

At least it was quick. They ran over his skull without hesitation instead of getting squeezed like a tube of toothpaste from the feet up like the Tinymen at the Square.

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

We do it with freedom and transparency (whitely) and they do it with a heart full of evil and control (asianly)

[-] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago

We already have American tank man

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Idk it misses a funkopop

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago

Don't worry guys its a fake tank you can tell by the orange thingy in the barrel

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

orange thingy in the barrel

cheeto-man

[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago

Not saying I support a generals' coup, but a military parade where a bunch of artillery is invited to the National Mall would be a really great opportunity for it.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago

Not saying I support a generals' coup

I-was-saying

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

Depends on the general.

Pinochet geordi-no

Traore (so far) geordi-yes

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

Traoré is a captain not a general

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Well he just got promoted, apparently

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Control has been assumed by our most delicious military authorities

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

generals' coup = fascist coup

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

bet that the filth-encrusted nazi Hasan is talking about here has done "bluh bluh teenyman square bluh bluh" in the past

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Just because them dentures been ran through doesn't mean the protestors have to be.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

"Omg country turning into insert bad country.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

I feel like the army wouldn't run over a guy. The cops have tanks and would do it though.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Nah... I can absolutely see a driver bumping somebody standing in front of them.

They might not try to get the person under the treads though.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Tanks in Tiananmen didn't either, the guy just had a convo with them and left unharmed. All you'd need is pictures of a man in front of tanks, no need for the story after, you can manufacture that

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Tiny man but American and they do a lil t-pose

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Planking in the street to own drumpf

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Is this what we're getting instead of the military parade

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

When I was younger and a bit more of a lib, I thought it was extremely odd that Chinese people don't know or care about the tank man. It's actually really weird that I knew about it. In another country across the Pacific Ocean, a man stood in front of a tank and the tank didn't run him over once. Good. That's the normal thing. That happens whenever humans are in the way of vehicles of any kind. You might hear about the cases where the vehicle failed to stop or didn't stop intentionally. Someone not being run over is not a very interesting story. But Amerikkka is a land of photographs and films and other fakery, and a powerful photograph can resonate with the Amerikkkan ideology, so the tank man became a real meaningful statement to us.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

hillary-apartment is going to call Trump a tankie in response to this. It's going to happen.

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