Oh nooo, I'll have pass time by...
Read the ingredients on the shampoo bottle!
THE HORROR!!! THE SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE INFUSED HORROR!!!
That's the old school phone, if you were lucky your mom bought some magazines and now you can read about how to best plant your herb garden before spring, it's fall btw
Reader's digest. My parents kept them in the bathroom.
That's why I keep a book by the toilet.
I have one of the old Ripley's Believe It or Not books by mine. It's wild how many things in there that amazed people back in the day aren't really that amazing or unbelievable anymore. The internet has made the world a pretty jaded place.
On average, it takes most mammals, including humans, about 12 seconds to have a bowel movement.
Why tf are you having to pass time?
To pass log
I guess I'm above average!
That's called "raw dogging". Am I using it right?
It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
I miss them so much
YUH!
GUILLOTINE!
Bought this LP for $30 in 2012. Greatest investment I’ve ever made.
Hope you got a bottle of Dr. Bronners in there.
Moral ABCs never disappoint.
Nothing is more haunting than the sound of introspection while pooping.
I kind of miss the magazine that only gets read in the bathroom.
Why? I am done in five seconds. Must be all the olive oil. Takes longer to wipe…
back in my days, i read the label at the back of the shampoo bottle or the descaling cleaning spray
Bathroom Reader made a fortune off of this idea.
People who use their phone on the toilet are gross to me. I put in wireless earbuds and listen to a podcast. Preferably one without ads so I don’t have to touch them until after I’ve washed my hands.
Non-dominant hand has entered the game.
Plan b: Can you still reach the bottle of shampoo?
i love reading random shampoo bottles
that's why i keep two books in the bathroom. True Facts That Sound Like Bullshit by Shane Carley, and Brief Answers to Big Questions by Stephen Hawking. Perfect for reading ~10-20min at a time
It's even worse when I go in prepared. I have young kids who will barge in and take my device while I'm on the throne. Now I've got to start taking in 2 devices so I still have something after losing one.
Just lock the door?
Bathrooms have privacy locks, not security locks. They can be opened from the outside if someone tries, and my kids have little fingers that can open the latch from outside without any additional equipment.
Then add a security lock you can close from the inside.
Hang it at the top of the door so it can't be used by children.
Or just discipline your children to not barge into occupied bathrooms.
You have that at home? We just have a normal door with a normal lock.
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