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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Purple: You have eaten beets recently. Green: You have had a Vitamin B supplement.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Or a really bad UTI

[-] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I've pissed every color here. My pee is LGBT.

Actually can I get rgb installed in my penis so I can pee all colors at all times?

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The person who empties the urine bag has entered the chat!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yoo I want blue pee. My girlfriend takes vitamins that make her pee neon yellow and I'm jealous.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Energy drinks can make it neon yellow as well.

I'm guessing it's a particular b vitamin that does it.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

The first person to experience that, along with their doctors, must've been freaking the fuck out lmao

[-] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

"What do we call it?"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Let's from a rainbow just from piss alone!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It is pride month

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Mmmhm, mmmhm... I know some of these words!

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago

REALLY have to see a doctor (or you ate a few too many beets).

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Beets: come for the dirty hose hose water taste, stay for the fear of death after bathroom trips!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

No such thing as too many beets, I'm afraid

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Why are you afraid? Don't be scared

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Or took AZO.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago

Yellow-green to light green = monster on an empty stomach.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

B vitamins right? Certain vitamin supplements will give you some neon pee too

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

also contrast dyes for medical imaging, that'll mess with your pee colour on the way out.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Also one too many hand grenades on bourbon street (1 is too many)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

(the drink, not the creature)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Also taking gas station pills full of burdock root because you think you might have a drug test.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So what is the normal pee color? Light green?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Sorta between what and what.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Transparent, very slightly yellow-ish. Depends on what you drunk, ate, if you're sick or not etc.

Edit: but as with all things in life, pee can be as varied as people are. "Normal" for someone could be "seek immediate attention" to others. Also, even the colors on the right side of the wheel happen.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

My piss is always crystal clear.

(I’m the drink too much water part of the chart)

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I'm bi-polar. I don't suffer manic episodes anymore (it levels out with age, as far as I can tell), but when I was awake for four days, forgetting to drink water, my pee turned a dark and sickly, cloudy yellow. And it smelled awful. I don't miss it.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I read it as bees.

Please do not the bees.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

If your piss is blue or purple, you probably have porphyria. It also means you need to go see a doctor.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Or it means you’ve been seeing one, are probably in ICU and you’ve been given mega doses of some B vitamins to help your blood pressure… at least that’s why my pee was purple

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Lyka pro

Wasn't that the fancy camera Jamie had in Eurotrip? 🤔

Also: The lime green section just means you've drank a Monster or two before peeing. That shit always turn my pee into radioactive green. It even glows!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Purple: See a doctor and let your son be regent.

(I like to keep my references fresh and relevant)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

What if it comes out that color that researchers discovered that you can only see by shining lasers in your eyes?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Ha-ha ha-ha-ha, now you're blind!

(asdfmovie)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Green is from drinking too much milk. Like three liters per day.

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