Het is te laat, je hebt de Nederlanders opgeroepen, makker. Bereid je voor op k o l o n i s a t i e.

I am Belgian and live close to the border, I know plenty of them.
Whatever they are they are not german.
They have a soul, sometimes smile and have humor.
And definite proof is that when one comes into the same room as you the temperature doesn't drop significantly, also there is no detectable smell of sulfer.
Definitely not german.

The Dutch are simply swamp Germans, best left to their own ways. Much like the mountain Germans you find between Bavaria and Italy.

This makes an incredible amount of sense so I can’t imagine the Dutch understanding what you’ve written.

Time to find out if I can ban fellow admins.

New theory: the reason the Hogeweyk concept was effectively implemented in The Netherlands is because the entire country is that concept.

A mööse once bit my sister.

To shreds, you say?

It's more like : oopsie woopsie! The train has broken down. We're trying very hard to fix it. Maybe you'd better take a bike (or "bwike")

Flemish person here, lemmy do an attempt to translate preserving the infantile language:

Oopsy woopsy! the train is broky woky! We aww wowking vewwy hawd to fwix it. Mby you should bike instead owo

It’s not correct Dutch, but the best translation is: whoopsy whoops! The train is broken! We are working very hard to fix this. Maybe you would be better of biking. owo

The English translation of 'stukkie wukkie' would surely be the train is 'stuck'?

I'm not a Dane though so could be wrong.

Because Dutch is the blackout drunk bastard child of German and English. So knowing either or both of those languages helps a lot.

ja hoor!