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[-] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Even if he loses hundreds of billions of dollars he's still richer than like 99% of individual people worldwide will ever be.

I will save the schadenfreude for when he pays for the deaths of men, women, and children who were denied care from the USAID funds being cut.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

Somehow nobody has mentioned the drugs? And obvious signs of mental illness? Obviously high functioning, but that does not make the decisions less nuts.

Has anybody seen the Johnny Harris video on musk? It was all fun and games until the drugs came out to play.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Hard crash on the businesses, he sells whatever he has that's worth good money (other, not his, companies stock) and buys a bunch of the destroyed stock. Promises to cede control, but continue funding. Tesla rebrands, becomes affordable and consumer friendly.

I mean, there's no way he would let all that happen. But he's still sitting on an absolutely massive pile of money. If he had the balls to pull the rip cord he could sit right where he is for the rest of his life. He just doesn't have it in him.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If I had fuck you money I'd buy Mount Everest, use my boring company to build a fucking subway railcar tunnel escalator thing. And then build an evil lair on top of my Everest. Fill a moat with lava or some shit, and then never see people again.

Id hollow out the mountain enough for artificial farms and then pay the local community filthy amounts of money to produce my food for me.

Oh. And also, 20 million to whoever can make proton work 100% on ARM64 or create a compatibility layer for x86/64 for ARM.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

He is secretly a shareholder in BYD and shorting Tesla. Nothing else makes sense.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago

Do I even want to know what a pajeet is?

[-] [email protected] 63 points 3 days ago

You probably don't.

I looked it up after not hearing the term before.

Tap for spoilerIt's a slur for South Asians. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pajeet

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

Sadly I assumed correctly

[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago

It's actually a name. Pajeet is a genuine Hindu name. It's a pejorative, in the same way "Paddy" is both an Irish name and used as a slur for Irish people.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago
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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Are people that stupid to overvalue Tesla that much for years or is somebody stabilizing the market rate? Somebody is playing 5D chess but it is not Musk.

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago

Just say "retard" if you're gonna say it. Lazily censoring it seems worse, because implications.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

5d chess or not, hear me out.

He may be autistic enough to burn it all down from the inside.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

It's not fucking autism it's the fact he's a perpetually kholed dickhead

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago

Generational wealth leads to people who are both extremely rich and extremely stupid.

And Elon Musk is the best example of that in the history of mankind.

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