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[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago

Next stop: Build an underwater city.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I'll donate my Playstation controllers for his scouting sub.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago

The thing is, this turd burgler could lose millions a day for the rest of his life and still retire more well-off than just about anybody. When's the last time a truly filthy rich person ended up in the gutter?

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[-] [email protected] 136 points 2 days ago

He collected data on all Americans from multiple government agencies, successfully killed multiple investigations into several of his companies, and secured additional government contracts for those companies. Is that what we're calling nothing these days?

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago

And Trump is now threatening to cancel those government contracts. So he's blown everything he's gained (and then some) from his little fling with Trump.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago

That's what trump does. He threatens. Then in the majority of times he gets distracted or backs down. Those contracts aren't cancelled until they are cancelled.

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[-] [email protected] 64 points 2 days ago

Musk learned the hard way why other billionaires don't get directly involved in politics, and buy politicians instead. That way they get what they want, but let the politicians take the heat for pushing through the billionaires agendas.

The problem for Musk is that his ego wouldn't allow him to sit quietly on the sidelines calling the shots. He had to prove how smart he was, and how he was the only one who could fix the government. Now, he's pissed off almost everyone, has lost various large foreign contracts for his companies, drove sales of Tesla into the ground, and is watching Trump undo the "brilliant" governmental cost cutting that he did.

And, his ego still won't let it go, as now he's suggested he'll start his own political party. You just know the other billionaires are looking at him and going "What a dumbass!"

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[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago

I had to look it up. Pajeet is a racial slur in SE Asia, apparently.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago

Leave it to 4chan to import all the slurs from around the world

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago

Perhaps even less surprising, this particular racial slur apparently came from 4chan.

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of that show Billions where the dude seemed on the verge of losing it all, but it was actually a ploy to short some stock or some shit like that. Was a great show with a complete asshole of a protagonist.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Even if he loses hundreds of billions of dollars he's still richer than like 99% of individual people worldwide will ever be.

I will save the schadenfreude for when he pays for the deaths of men, women, and children who were denied care from the USAID funds being cut.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Hard crash on the businesses, he sells whatever he has that's worth good money (other, not his, companies stock) and buys a bunch of the destroyed stock. Promises to cede control, but continue funding. Tesla rebrands, becomes affordable and consumer friendly.

I mean, there's no way he would let all that happen. But he's still sitting on an absolutely massive pile of money. If he had the balls to pull the rip cord he could sit right where he is for the rest of his life. He just doesn't have it in him.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If I had fuck you money I'd buy Mount Everest, use my boring company to build a fucking subway railcar tunnel escalator thing. And then build an evil lair on top of my Everest. Fill a moat with lava or some shit, and then never see people again.

Id hollow out the mountain enough for artificial farms and then pay the local community filthy amounts of money to produce my food for me.

Oh. And also, 20 million to whoever can make proton work 100% on ARM64 or create a compatibility layer for x86/64 for ARM.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

Somehow nobody has mentioned the drugs? And obvious signs of mental illness? Obviously high functioning, but that does not make the decisions less nuts.

Has anybody seen the Johnny Harris video on musk? It was all fun and games until the drugs came out to play.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

He is secretly a shareholder in BYD and shorting Tesla. Nothing else makes sense.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Are people that stupid to overvalue Tesla that much for years or is somebody stabilizing the market rate? Somebody is playing 5D chess but it is not Musk.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

5d chess or not, hear me out.

He may be autistic enough to burn it all down from the inside.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

It's not fucking autism it's the fact he's a perpetually kholed dickhead

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

k-hole'd

For any confused readers.

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[-] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Please flag slurs with NSFW and don't put them in your title.

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