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[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

Genuine retard, it always was genuine retard

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

I wonder if Kimball, Leon's brother, is involved and quietly working behind the scenes.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

does he somehow hate success too?

[-] [email protected] 0 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Please flag slurs with NSFW and don't put them in your title.

[-] [email protected] -4 points 5 hours ago

Elon is autistic not retarded. Check your ableism.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 hours ago

The main issue is that he is a drug addict. It completely fucked his brain.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Reminds me of that show Billions where the dude seemed on the verge of losing it all, but it was actually a ploy to short some stock or some shit like that. Was a great show with a complete asshole of a protagonist.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago

Genuinely a retard and yes that is the correct word and stop trying to police it.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago

Don't forget completely mismanaging Twitter, and turning it into even more of a cesspool.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

that may have been entirely or mostly intentional, because it's now 100% a right-wing propaganda machine and it got Trump elected

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Don't forget the lying. He always always lies to sell his shit, always has for decades now, and it works, people always lapped yo every dumb bullshit that came out of his mouth

[-] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago

I wonder if the trump cult also now hates him after saying he was the goat for the last 6 months.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

What's worse, democrats are already forming a line to kiss his nazi ass.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Who is? I know this is the narrative on Fox News, but I've yet to see any major Dems doing this.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/06/05/elon-musk-democrats-donald-trump-00389961

centrist democrats oppose progressives and kiss nazi elon's ass.

Your "durr everyone to my left is all the way to my right" shit makes me wonder where you are in the queue.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

*Rep Ro Khanna is trying to kiss his Nazi ass

The only other Dem mentioned in the article that you can try pinning that statement on simply said that he's "a believer in redemption", but that's it really.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

centrist Democrat. singular. one.

"tHe DeMoCrAtS LoVe ElOn" is a bullshit propaganda talking point. this is how propaganda works, and yall be falling for it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

No one in your linked article is a leader in the party - just a lot of conjecture there to make the Dems the bad guys and reinforce the "both parties are the same" narrative that your ilk like to spread.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 126 points 1 day ago

None of them are geniuses, it's just really hard to lose at capitalism when you have capital.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Its a human blind spot. A lot of people confuse wealth for intelligence. In lower socio-economic levels, succeeding involves a lot of intelligence. Its a fucking struggle. Lots of fish trying to eat each other and take what little resources we have. One fuck up and it's all over. So anyone that is succeeding is also someone that with enough intelligence to foresee pitfalls and avoid them or escape with their wealth.

Those values are used to evaluate the people at the top which are swimming in a whole different pond. The neopotism and safety nets built into the upper crust of society is not part of the calculation that a lot of people use to factor into how they see these people. They still apply the same dog eat dog mentality to the upper crust of society.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

He already has fuck you money so he doesn't give any fucks.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 22 hours ago

Are you serious? He wants people to think he’s cool SO bad it’s genuinely so pathetic lol. All the other billionaires you could say that. But Elon is so desperate for people to think he’s this funny cool based guy it’s hilarious

[-] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago

That is partly true, but also he's a strong narcissist. They make up their own stories. They'll play up the feud to take eyes off of other bad shit.

Don't think for a second he lost or he's gone or it's all over for him. He doesn't see it that way.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

I swear I have seen a comment very similar to this, not word for word, but pretty much similar structure and words and points describing Kanye.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

He already got access to all the data he paid for.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

For now, he does have that yes, but his wealth is for a significant portion a house of cards built on the value of tesla stock. If the value of that stock falls far enough, lenders who gave him loans with tesla stock as collateral could margin call him, essentially asking for more collateral. That could make him the poorest person in the world quite quickly, i.e. billions in debt.

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

Next stop: Build an underwater city.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

I wish more billionaires would get on those... and visit WW1 era military shipwrecks...

spoilerThe reason why that is a terrible idea is because during WW1, many naval artillery shells used picric acid as an explosive filler, picric acid reacts readily with metals to form highly sensitive picrate salts that are very sensitive to detonation upon being disturbed. Meaning messing with them even slightly has a significant risk of a massive underwater explosion happening. WW1 era military shipwrecks are strictly off limits to divers for that very reason.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago

The thing is, this turd burgler could lose millions a day for the rest of his life and still retire more well-off than just about anybody. When's the last time a truly filthy rich person ended up in the gutter?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

If his wealth were a US treasury bond, he'd have to spend at least $50,000,000 every DAY in order to not still keep getting richer.

Take a moment to think about how difficult it is to spend $50,000,000. If I gave you 24 hours to do it using Brewster's Millions rules, you'd struggle.

There is no good reason for billionaires to exist.

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