Logistical problems aside, if it’s a non-Newtonian fluid, it’s going to be an issue.

I am church contracted cum supplier, noseplugs sold separately

nah I bet you could find a dozen death metal bands with that as the lyrics

Well it’s obvious Becca wants to open up and be filled with the Holy Spirit, and that got me thinking.

Let’s face it, that question has probably been at least thought of by Catholic priests before.

that would be an ecumenical matter

The Old Testament, to me at least, is essentially worthless. It has likely been mistranslated and misinterpreted over the many, many centuries of its existence to the point where its original meaning (if it had any in the first place) is gone.

The NT is at least more readable and contains quite a bit of wisdom. Message is pretty simple: essentially, love and forgive others. Which we could all do more of, especially in this day and age.

What I don’t necessarily agree with is needing obedience to a central dogma or organized religion…I think the only thing that matters is how you live your life and treat others. Doesn’t matter the religion, or lack of religion. We are all equal.

If the loophole works it means God is okay with gay sex

...may the lord open