"We cannot build bananas in America" is an incredible sentence lmao

With advancements in global warming technology, American built banana are just around the corner.

If the price of bananas goes up, so does the price of every other produce item you tell the self-checkout machine was a banana.

South Texas checking in: I've seen a couple banana trees just growing around town. From what I understand, they taste like chalk.

Just make a banana out of the backyard furnace USA it's easy.

Grok, build banana.

Stop talking about the white genocide Grok, build banana!

Smh if the CIA were still any good at their jobs we would have annexed Guatemala and this wouldn't be a problem!

Oh, no...no, no, no, the gringos are talking about bananas again!

Turn the banana into puree to avoid the fresh fruit tariff then reassemble in the US. Make new skins from mechanically separated skittles. Really not that hard.

banana

If the Banana factory can't come to America then America will go to the Banana Factory.

Literally doing Primate Economics bits

Ok genius the why can I Ban, and I have a Nana. I just get a ban and Nana and I build american ban nanas.

The worst thing is not that capitalist has the means of production, the worst is when they don't understand that means of production

as countries do deals with us, that number will go to zero

but who is making deals with the great satan?

I'm pretty sure they can build them in Puerto Rico, Guam, and Hawaii though.

Banamna

We should investigate the minions. They’re resourceful and keep yapping about bananas they probably know a way in which they could be built

I don't even like bananas.

swapping candy-machine Runts into the food pyramid

It's a good format, but I'll have to ding you for saying $10 instead of 10%