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It's One Banana, Michael. What Could It Cost, $10? (hexbear.net)
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[–] 52 points 1 year ago (10 children)

South Texas checking in: I've seen a couple banana trees just growing around town. From what I understand, they taste like chalk.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    They grow just fine even up here in North Texas. They just don't fruit well, and like you mentioned, if they happen to, it's ass.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Banana trees are also a great way to get tarantulas in your house. Tarantulas fucking love bananas, and they’ll find their way inside after the tree attracts them to your yard.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I already have palm-sized trapdoor spiders that I find dead all over the place when the weather drastically changes. I've only ever found one seemingly healthy one in my house, so I scooped it up, thanked it for coming to visit me, and then placed it outside before the home insecticide could kill it. A found a dead one next to my car in the garage that morning—I don't know if it was my friend or one of his friends... Dude had some big ol' boxing gloves.

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