How do your pets feel about coffee? (hexbear.net)

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When I get back in bed with my first cup of the day, the kitty typically gets on my lap and takes a big SNIFF of it. I’ve never seen another animal be consistently interested like that- I like to imagine she’s a reincarnation who really enjoyed coffee in a past life, and this is a simple reminder of that comfy

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PostScript: saw a bunch of notifications and immediately assumed I said something ridiculous elsewhere lmao.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Once back in 2019, this little jackass landed himself in the emergency vet with a massive UTI after he drank my coffee. OK, so he also got ahold of a couple of succulents (a tiny aloe vera and a jade plant) that may have been related, but the coffee didn't help!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

The feline urge to just absolutely obliterate your kidneys and bladder

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

My cat died from kidney and liver failure :cri:

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I've known so many that do. Or at least have major problems with it. Its really sad. Just drink more water little kitties! Please!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

“Wet food mixed with water or fuck off”

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

So hard since what we’ve learned is that so much is genetic too, and it moves so quickly. Never knew there would be so many signs one would need to watch for; in addition to providing way more water than one would think is necessary. So sorry for you loss.

CW (cats fine but the events weren’t fun and this is a bit of a trauma dump)

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Our emergency vet visit and closest brush with death was hydration/kidney related. She peed outside of the litter box right in front of us (she normally doesn’t go outside the box save for the occasional little spite turd if we’ve been out of town) and then started vomiting, and then laid down in the blanket she peed on and her breathing was super labored. This of course happened on presidents’ day (I had the day off and was fixing my car, and therefore missed the calls from my wife until she ran out to find me), and it of course was during a blizzard. And offff course the only emergency vet open with an opening was an hour away lol. Stressful but we made it. She of course perks up a bit when she notices she’s at the vet. She’s diagnosed with a UTI and anxiety (mood), and what they called “old lady heart” (elevated proBNP1 levels if you’re interested).

That all translates to her having multiple water fountains and more wet food, and in exchange staying alive as long as she’s willing! A real win win lol

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

My cat was just old. She was like a month away from her 21st. birthday. Just unfortunate she had to be put to sleep since she was in a lot of pain instead of dying naturally.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah for sure. I’ve only ever had dogs before her, and the amount of bonding you do with a critter over two decades compared to one is wild. Cosmic thanks for giving kitty a happy life meow-petted

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

happy your kitty made it, hope she has many good years left! <3

do you have any water fountains you'd recommend btw?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Currently brainstorming how to keep her around, Krang-style, regardless. She’s impeccable company.

Yeah we got one that’s ceramic “cupcake style” (lots of different places sell versions). I liked that it’s easy to wash, and holds ~2L. And before that she would mostly drink from pint glasses lol we stash them all over too as little “Oases” for her to do s

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Cats when you have a little bit of savings you really didn’t want to spend on vet bills: free-real-estate

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Ugh my cat had an incident like that a few months ago. Stopped eating and drinking for 2 days. $4k in vet bills later? Just a tummyache.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Damn cats are the best lol love them so much.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Hahaha i see the tipped ear - another convert from the feral to cozy pipeline? Ours too. I think there’s something in them about the need/freedom to monch. Our gals a bit older and she only has 1 canine (feline?) tooth remaining, so we call it the hole-punch when she bites the christmas cactus

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

One of his siblings did that to him! He was a feral rescue, but we found him and the rest of his litter when they were only a few weeks old. Their mother had them in the crawlspace under the house that we were renting, and then either abandoned them or got eaten by a coyote/mountain lion/etc. I was out with the dog one night and thought I heard meowing. I told my wife and she didn't believe me. The next morning, she heard it too, and once we figured out where it was coming from, I started removing skirt panels until we could see them to lure them out.

We found four kittens, and wound up keeping three (a friend took the fourth). Here they are before their first trip to the vet:

They had barely opened their eyes when we found them and since they only ever knew humans, the three that we kept never really learned how to "cat." They're all very clingy and affectionate, and the two tabbies (well, torby and tabby) are the chattiest cats I've ever seen.

The gray one getting into coffee and trashing houseplants was honestly kind of surprising at the time, because he's usually the laziest out of them all.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Haha they’re so ridiculous, I love them. I had a friend with a cat named Wally from being born in the same scenario. The rescue named ours Attica since they found her and her kitten up in an abandoned house attic (Skidmore St lol)

And these lil cuties are my friends (all adopted out) who took in a mama cat (was an unofficial foster- adopted now) but she didn’t know was pregnant at first lol.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I don't have coffee around ever, but I had a cat once that would eat lettuce and spinach from my salad. not a lot but would patiently wait for me to give him a small leaf. no dressing, please.

cats make everything weirder.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

my aunt has a cat that loves arugula. he'd probably eat a whole bowl of it if you let him

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

They love a good crunch

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

For sure! We’ve got a big planter of oat/wheat/rye grass and catnip that she likes to monch on. I’ve planted one outside for the outdoor cats too - they also deserve some roughage.

Side bar- our cat firmly is anti-outdoors lol I’ve taken her out with a harness and she hates it. She’ll humor it for a minute before using all of her strength to start pulling towards the door. Really liked scratching a real tree though, so I’ve been looking to build a “naturally sourced” cat tree to replicate that

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

ooooooooh what a cutie ooooooo are some of her beans pink and some black? aaaaaaaaa i love her

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

They sure are! Front two are all black, rear are one for all pink beans, and one with pinto beans lol. beanis

She’s also incredibly friendly after meeting people more than once, so the vet and techs love her (mutually) lol since they get to admire her patterns and normally torties aren’t so accommodating 😂

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I had a dog that would try to drink it.
But the dog also like to snack from the cat box so I dunno if it means anything really.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

lol maybe looking for those coffee beans civets poop out

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

My old cat loved coffee grounds. When I was younger and making coffee in the morning he’d always join me and wait to see if I spilled any grounds on the floor. If I did he would roll all over in the grounds before I’d kick him out and later I would try and brush it off of him since caffeine isn’t too good for the fellas.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Cats are so fucking funny, top tier creatures.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Spec-ing out agility, silliness, and fuzziness stat trees

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

There’s not much better than a good AM floor-roll n’ stretch

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Go to youtube and search "cat burying coffee". There's hundreds of videos of cats smelling coffee and instinctively trying to bury it like it's poop or something.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Haha I think it’s because of the high volatile compounds - particularly more of the nitrogen (ammonia?) adjacent ones. So it literally has the “essence of cat pee”.

Source: I booped between chem e/chem/food science studies back in the day and partially remember some things lol so who knows if that’s correct

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

My dickhead microgiraffe stole and ate an entire fucking bag of roast beans in the middle of the night and got really sulky at us for taking him to the vet and making him puke it all up. Has no idea how lucky he is my sister is a light sleeper.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh no!!! For real. I understand their curiosity, but after people start making idioms about you dying because of it, maybe tone it back a little (and that’s coming from an adhd-haver lol).

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Unfortunately he suffers from a medical condition called "being a sighthound" that replaced his brain with half a teaspoon of dried lentils.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ohhhh microgiraffe! Haha mini-noodle horse? ie greyhound? I’m in love with them lol and all of their looooooong relatives

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I used to think greyhounds were real dogs and then I got one and it turns out the looking all noble thing is an act. Look at this idiot, he doesn't even sleep right

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Presumably because they’re made of rubber bands. Either UPTIGHT or f l o o p y

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

My cat doesn't care for it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

☕️

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I have a dog who'll try to drink it if he gets the chance

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dogs are wild lol. Love them, but it’s like, could you just not try and eat that* for once?

*latest fad

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Our Rodents start screaming once they hear the coffee machine but I assume this is due to it meaning they're getting fed soon and not because they're coffeine hounds

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Haha I’ve only shared accommodations with a guinea pig once - but the excited lil critter noises are so cute

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

the grinding sound doesn’t phase her one bit (anymore). occasional sniffer

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Kitty respects the grind. Ours either sprints out when things pass 30db, or sleeps like death through anything, very little in between

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

On weekends my cat won't stop hassling me until I brew a pot of coffee. It's when he gets some half and half as a treat.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Love that. My gal just rubs her face on the corner scratcher until we go back to bed and consider calling in sick and snoozing all day. She doesn’t get treats from me (but only because I know my partner does haha) but I’m fairly easy to convince wrt taking the day off.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

What a dignified lady! Cats can have pretty interesting interests. I would have to agree on the previous life thing. My girl seems really into whistling sounds which we thought was just birdsong related but she’s also into most woodwind music in general.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Lmao. I’m a big whistler typically, but she screams at me whenever I do so I’ve stopped 😂 I think it hurts her ears - or she just thinks I don’t do Charlie Parker justice

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

She looks just like my Autumn

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Love da torties (and all other varieties)

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