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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Silence isn't a crime you know...it's actually pretty great.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

That sounds great, actually

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago

Asking someone you love "How was your day?" is a meaningful question. Small talk is bullshit time wasting between randos or acquaintances.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Is or is not talking about how your days went considered small talk? I literally don't know now. I'd say it's small talk.

Small talk is a way to gauge someone's mood before going for the bigger discussions

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

If a colleague asks me "Hi, how're you doing?" it's small talk and I'll respond something like "Oh you know, the usual." If my partner asks me "Hi, how was your day?" it's a genuine question and I will respond "That fucking dickhead at work that always plays nice and personable came around with another set of "urgent" requests and no fucking clue what he's actually asking for, whether it's possible or why I told him last week it isn't."

The difference is in how serious I take the question.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I think so? Perhaps it's small talk as long as it remains small. "Hi honey, what did you find out about the coefficient of friction in the graviton chamber after interviewing that nazi scientist, and does it mean we have to uproot our family and travel to a new country again?" is probably not small talk, unless it's answered by, "oh, yeah, friction's quite big, it's all fine; can I have some toast?"

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

after you get through all the asking each other stuff to get to know each other's histories etc phase, it's okay to just not talk all the time

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

So, you just HAVE to talk?

Do you hate silence?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating the obvious... At first Ford formed a theory to account for this human behaviour. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths seize up. After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favour of a new one. If they don't keep on excercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.

One of my favorite passages from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

I REFRAIN FROM THE PRACTICE OF UTILIZING MINISCULE SPEECH. EACH AND EVERY INSTANCE OF MY EXPRESSION IS VAST AND VERBOSE AND MAXIMAL.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

ITT we ask the autistic to self identify

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

Not spelled like that, no.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Daily life is what daily life is all about.

I do think I'd potentially be happier with a partner who I could speak philosophy and politics with, but if we couldn't also function simply navigating running a household and raising our family, then we really couldn't be anything more than friends with benefits long term. Not that that would be a bad thing. It just depends on how you want to live your life, and whether you value a stable partnership over firey romance.

Some people are lucky enough to have a partner that fulfills the entirety of their intellectual, intimate, familial and financial needs, but such people are few and far between I'm sure!

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

I do exactly this ! Hi honey how was your day ? Kids were restless ? Ok. Does that affect your stance on education through play ? is punishment sometimes advisable ? you haven't read your copy of Foucault's Discipl.... hey where are you going ?... baby ??

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

No I think not. But the feeling of freewill do exist and seems universal. So if we have a fact based approach, it does not change much. I think there it a lot of proof that freewill is at least very weak compare to social determinism.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

got a neighbor can't control his motor mouth. last time he came to my door i said 'what the fuck do you want' and closed/locked the door. not too bright. he yelled through the door, 'I only want to talk'. hahaha fuck off

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Tough one. I'd probably end up being the person who just kept politely listening while trying to shut down the conversation amicably like "well anyway" and "I must get cooking dinner now" and "my plants need moisturising" or something.

Neighbours are extremely high on the list of people I want to avoid pissing off, because a neighbour with a grudge against you could be an absolute nightmare (especially when you live in a townhouse and share walls)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

let him in once. talked non-stop for nearly 2 hours. unstable. out. used to be normalish. lost his mind.

[-] [email protected] 240 points 3 days ago

Like yeah, exactly. With the right person, you can talk for hours and hours about all kinds of stuff that interests you.

[-] [email protected] 188 points 3 days ago

with the right person you can also be quiet with for hours

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Nope. Free will is an illusion that we have because we live in a world that's too complex to predict. We are a product of our circumstance.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 2 days ago

No, we just stfu when we don't have anything interesting to talk about. It's not complicated.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

how do people who like small talk plan on being in sustained meaningful relationships what are you gonna do "hi honey nice weather we're having huh?"

my plan is to be too busy kissing my partner at all times to say anything

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

How Shakespearian. "Stop his mouth with a kiss."

"And another kiss."

"Keep going! More kisses, least he open his mouth and opine on the weather."

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

a year in the horror dawns upon you
you have trained your partner to engage in small talk to get kissed

[-] [email protected] 107 points 3 days ago

My wife and I will sit in the same room for hours and never speak a word to each other. We only talk when we have something to say, and we're both happy with that relationship. My sister thinks we're crazy, but we like it quiet.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Spouse and I ponder the mysteries of life and the universe while we’re cuddling.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My partner and I have surprisingly little in common when it comes to interests. I like a lot of nerd stuff: homelab, 3d printing, robotics, brewing, welding, woodworking, sci-fi, etc. They like not nerd stuff: copaganda shows, murder porn (podcasts and documentaries), dog training, cooking, etc. I like metal, they like jangly indie, we both like punk. We both really love cats.

We also both hate small talk, so we only discuss what we find to be pertinent or interesting. Since we have a lot of individual interests, we actually have a lot to talk about. We just had a really great conversation on using Docker or a VM to circumvent some silly online testing issues. Otherwise, it's just comfortable silence. I really love them.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Why does the image look like AI generated? How the letters are so fucked up?

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