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This actually happened to me with Jade from Beyond Good & Evil

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[-] [email protected] 91 points 5 days ago

I assumed she's from a game, but didnt know the game or her name. All I know is the meme template:

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

all I know is:

YOU SHOULD'VE PICKED MERCYYYY

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

You should learn how this game works

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

It's a line from the song.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

You know, as soon as I hit submit I was like "that might also be a line from the song" but I was like eh, it's gonna be weirder if they see Deleted lol.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

haha it's ok

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

You should have been ANY KIND OF SUPPORT

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

We ended up losing and you got all mad YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW THIS GAME WORKS

[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again

Overwatch is an amazing porn series, that has a shit game adaptation

[-] [email protected] 109 points 6 days ago

It is waaaaay too easy for anyone to go on a r34 site these days lol

[-] [email protected] 81 points 6 days ago

These days? Mah boi, back in my day you'd very easily end up accidentally watching something horribly illegal just seconds before your computer is bricked by a Trojan.

Sometimes, you weren't even looking for porn!

[-] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago

I remember the first porn site I ever went on.

It was whitehouse.com and I was looking for Whitehouse.gov.

It was in the school library too. On a beige crt monitor!

Life was simpler back then.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

I remember back in 1998 in my Desktop Publishing class, a girl wanted to sign up for an email address. I told her to go to hotmail.com to create one. She typed in hotmale.com and got a whole different kind of website than she was expecting.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I think I was looking into renfair type stuff once and told my friend to go to chainmaile.com (long gone now) saying "that's 'mail' with an 'e'". He did not go to the right website.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago

the lawless years of the internet were beautiful, i experienced most of them when i was a child, and i turned out normal (that's a lie, of course, i'm unsure how watching happy tree friends or one man one jar at 12 years old fucked me up, but i'm sure it did, somehow)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

I think there's an entire generation of us that thinks tubgirl, goatse (I remember reading the guy's story, or at least someone pretending to be that guy and writing the story), beheadings, and hatchet vs. genitals are completely normal experiences. Who didn't watch all those, right?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Seeing tubgirl, goatse, and meatspin put a temper on my curiosity to the point that I can say I've never seen two girls one cup, even though I think it was the most "popular" out of all of those except maybe goatse. Hearing the description was enough to sate any curiosity.

I also know that Rick rolls are wholesome because it replaced surprise links to those. Plus Rick Astley is a genuine treasure and I'm glad becoming a meme didn't end up hurting him.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 6 days ago

these days?

I've had r34 sites bookmarked in 2000, when I was a teenager

[-] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Sure, but you weren't accessing those sites from a computer that fit in your pocket and that you carried around with you at all times.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

Not at all, a magazine is basically a computer but with faster data access speeds while sacrificing some read/write capabilities.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Also, like Lemmy, video is not supported.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

What do you mean by video not being supported on Lemmy?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

You sir, have great taste

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Jokes aside, seems to be an issue with apps supporting it, because it does work on the web app which means Lemmy itself does support it.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Good. Nothing wrong with porn or erotification of things that don't exist. We're just horny beings.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

The worst is when you come across story spoilers for something in your backlog when you're browsing.

[-] [email protected] 90 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Everyone's minds are going straight to porn, but I have an explanation for this:

There is a lot of lore in OW; Blizzard has a ton of videos on YouTube that do a deep dive into it. Entire mini episodes of the stuff. My nieces and nephews (all under the age of 8) love every OW video Blizzard uploads. They didn't know there was a game, either. To them it's just another cartoon.

[-] [email protected] 63 points 5 days ago

It's from porn and it's not even debatable.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Username checks out

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

And blizzard stopped making them didn't they? (Separate topic.)

[-] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

Fake - Overwatch is first person so the brother wouldn’t immediately recognize the character being played if he was unfamiliar with the game and just entered the room

Gay - the brother watches hentai

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Most of my time playing OW is watching my killcams, which are third person

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

You literally see the character in overwatch in the lower left hand side corner.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

I think the OP is talking about himself. Kinda fucks you up when your first look at a cartoon or video game character is porn and then you see the real thing.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

First person shooter

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

This actually happened to me with Jade from Beyond Good & Evil

Mine was loona from helluva boss. I wondered what the fuck this wolf thing that kept cropping up in random places was, then found the show and thought it was brilliant.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Hazbin hotel is also great

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Fatherless activities

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

FNF mod might be the cause

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

FPS game, you can't really see which character he was playing with

[-] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago

Overwatch pops into third person pretty frequently, and you can see them while picking a character.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

The only time mercy pops into 3rd person is when doing an emote or receiving a team mate.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

Oh, she receives her team mates on a regular basis, alright. He he

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