Notepad.exe, pre-windows 11. Now it's something else entirely but still uses the name :(

Hmmmmm. Torn on this one actually because yes, I do believe that we should exile those who blindly follow their party. Mindless voting is the most unstable component of any democratic system.

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That one wasn't wrong about the subject matter, just had the implementation a little off.

The last bit really speaks to me. "So they want a cookie for basic behavior??" YES THEY'RE CHILDREN. COOKIES ARE THE DRIVING MARKET FORCE IN PRETEENS. GIVE THE KID THE DAMN COOKIE.

Ahhh, so we're gestating our young in the corpses of their mothers now? That seems less than ideal.

In theory. In reality it's not on or off it's always on and it's high vs low voltage.

"Man who exploded Tesla Cybertruck listened to music such as rock and roll on occasions."

Fuck yeah. We are journalisming so hard rn. Gimme that hard hitting unbiased perspective baby. Anyone got some more headlines?

38 year old adults are generally assumed to be of voting age, registered, and willing to vote. Do you think he'll get better voter turnout from something like Roblox or Fortnite?

Yawn

Oh look, another sociopath murderer whose out of touch rich parents will bail out and then will give him a free ride through a pay-to-win degree at an ivy league school catapulting him into a useless but well-titled corporate position so we can have yet another narcissistic [choose one or more: pedophile/rapist/murderer] in a position of power.

Linux keeps winning by doing nothing.

I didn't read this, but did you guys know that Zerglings from the game StarCraft: Brood War have a unique upgrade called Adrenal Glands. After applying the upgrade they are colloquially referred to as "Cracklings" because they attack so quickly. This upgrade, only available after evolving a Hive, makes Zerglings extremely effective in the late game, and allows them to swarm enemy units and bases much more effectively. Despite their small size and low health, with this upgrade, Zerglings can become a critical component of the Zerg army, showcasing the game's strategic depth and the importance of upgrades.