With the rise of the far right in Germany, I could sadly see plenty of them agreeing with this version...

If you don't control your fart, you are likely to follow through.

Australians have silly names for everything.

For everyone else: an arms-jumper-umbrella is what we call a poncho 👍

Dear Mx Dreeshen,

In regards to your last letter, I believe I wholeheartedly understand your concerns.

Your letter helped open my eyes to the error in our plans for the city and thus we shall no longer proceed to install our planned dedicated bicycle lanes.

You are correct that we must deal with the increasing demand for access to our great city.

Therefore we shall be announcing vast improvements to our road structure in the form of increased public transport services, dedicated bus-only routes, additional pedestrianised streets in major shopping areas, and even a couple of tram routes, on top of the bicycle lanes laid out in our original plan - all thanks to your wonderful letter!

Get wrecked you spineless automotive shill.

With love,

Jyoti Gondek

I'm no expert on this, but it definitely reads like "lol this is as good as it gets for these asshats. It's a one way road to eternal hellfire from here"

My girlfriend often asks me the same thing

Stevie Nicks looks great, doesn't she?

Well he's got my vote. Food is more than some of these guys in the poll have done.

Would actually love to see the shit show if decisions were entirely AI automated.

I want to see Pickford be deemed offside from a throw in the opposition are taking.

I want to see Isak fumble another easy 1 on 1 and be awarded a goal for it anyway.

I want to see Mo Salah get sent off after the AI mistakes him dribbling the ball for kicking someone in the head.

Can't be much worse than that we already have.

Like the girl in the comic, for example. The zombie didn't eat her brain and she's clearly very smart.

I'm a man. Bring on the matriarchy! So long as the matriarchy isn't a bunch of Thatchers!

Edit: oh, hey, cake!

This post has 109 points and 98% upvotes.

It means 110+ people who saw this either didn't notice or didn't care that it's AI.

Those of us who notice this and are bothered by it are sadly a severe minority it seems.