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[-] [email protected] 149 points 1 week ago

Going by the spillage, that stuff is already fuckin rancid as hell

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[-] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago

I think I'm overpaying for peanut butter

[-] [email protected] 66 points 1 week ago

So you're going to die this year? Because peanut butter has a way shorter expiration date than he seems you think. Though if you eat that much peanut butter in a year, so do y'all.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

That hing on their hands... It doesn't look like a spoon.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

that word in your comment, doesn't look like a thing.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

"Thank you, Hing!"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Would old peanut butter kill ya? Perhaps that's what they mean by "a lifetime supply"?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

If your taste buds are working, it'd be pretty difficult to eat enough rancid oil to kill yourself.

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

I have to imagine this peanut butter was intended to feed animals, probably for hunting.

So it isn't even particularly sweet and processed at a lower standard than the stuff the husband was used to. But what do I know, maybe he always intended to bait hogs with it.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Added sugar to peanut butter is an affront to the mighty peanut. Just grind that shit pure and smack it in your mouth like nature intended.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Damn straight. Peanut butter is the best tasting food in existence and adding sugar to it is wildly insulting.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

probably for hunting.

Who needs a machine gun? For hunting.

Who needs $600 worth of peanut butter? For hunting.

Take my peanut butter away?

From my warm sticky hands!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Am I weird for wanting a machinegun that shoots hogs at peanut butter?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

it's on /r/AmIOverreacting, i think it's safe to assume the story is false

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

It's only a 2 month supply

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

My answer depends heavily on whether it’s chunky or creamy

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

finally, someone asking the right questions

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Probably 2/3 of the way to racid already, smh

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Racid? Do you mean rancid?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

He meant racist.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

This is probably like... number one on the "my partner might be a doomsday prepper" checklist.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

That's not nearly enough for a lifetime

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

A single jar is more than enough for a lifetime.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Especially, if you're allergic.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

If you ate all of it at once it would definitely last a lifetime. Especially if you have a peanut allergy!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Then you find out rancid PBJs are 50% off this week.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Like that guy who bought 40 pounds of parmesan for 10 bucks.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Can you imagine how buff the Olive Garden server's arms would get?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

That gonna go rancid before the first barrel is emptied.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

he’s planning a murder/suicide involving peanut butter

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Is this some 'The Price Is Right' reveal? As a prepper, I bid $10,001!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

What a deal

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

"What's for dinner?"

"Peanut Butter."

"Of course."

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

So potentially I can have a PB bath for around 100$? Neat

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Hi Bixby, can you bathe in peanut butter?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Can those containers hold hundreds of pounds of... anything?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Yes, that's why they use them.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Now do it with other food like milk.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"Honey, I bought a cow!"

Yeah, perfect.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Going to be honest. I was looking into sources of bulk organic goods and saw that Eden Foods sells 55 gallon barrels of soy sauce for roughly $3,000. Far beyond justifying for any pay I've ever had, but for how much soy sauce I go through it is tempting that it's there.

But then again I opted not to buy anything from that company because the founder is very openly Catholic, and I don't know what their political leanings are. I'd rather not accidentally support another Hobby Lobby if I can avoid it.

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