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[-] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago

I have to imagine this peanut butter was intended to feed animals, probably for hunting.

So it isn't even particularly sweet and processed at a lower standard than the stuff the husband was used to. But what do I know, maybe he always intended to bait hogs with it.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Added sugar to peanut butter is an affront to the mighty peanut. Just grind that shit pure and smack it in your mouth like nature intended.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Damn straight. Peanut butter is the best tasting food in existence and adding sugar to it is wildly insulting.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

probably for hunting.

Who needs a machine gun? For hunting.

Who needs $600 worth of peanut butter? For hunting.

Take my peanut butter away?

From my warm sticky hands!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Am I weird for wanting a machinegun that shoots hogs at peanut butter?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

it's on /r/AmIOverreacting, i think it's safe to assume the story is false

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