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[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago

we can expect the response from the Belgian military elite will be swift and decisive.

i understand they are already assembling on the Fields of Wallonia in their finest silks and tallest hats.

it shall be the largest spontaneous family reunion in all of western europe!

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

Belgium still has a monarchy?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

always has. wretched fucking state

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Like a solid fifth of Europe yeah

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

i'm pretty sure it only even exists because flemish people were all "ohohohoh we need ze flemizh king"

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

flemish? The belgian monarchy is german because nodoby wanted a dutch or french king. They are close to the british monarchy. Saxe-Coburg-Belgium is the house's name.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Im sorry im ignorant my history education comes from EUIV

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I didn't say i graduated with a degree

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

Actually, I'm the future queen of Belgium and I have no idea who this person is

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

You know what? Make a play for it. People used to contrive to steal crowns in all sorts of convoluted ways. I want to see someone try to do that...but for a constitutional monarchy! You poisoned and slept your way to the highest royal office...a purely ceremonial office.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

This could be a comedy series. Super serious Game of Thrones style, but at the end of it all they just get to be a tourist attraction.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

Do we really want someone who was kicked out of Harvard to be queen? starting to think we have no choice but to abolish the monarchy.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

this would be a lot more fun if they were life swapping her with a congolese person and not just trying to punish harvard/reserve spots for illiterate crakkkers from iowa

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

there's no such thing as belgium

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

The Belgian aristocracy will remember this

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

critical support to the ban?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

women arent white lol, they should be deported, all of them

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

critical support to the ban in wrecking the princess

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Well, Trump is a republican after all shrug-outta-hecks

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Have they considered singing a really angry Opera about it, that usually works out for them.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure Xi's daughter also goes to Harvard and must be caught up in this also?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Xiโ€™s daughter graduated from Harvard more than a decade ago.

There have been rumors of her returning to the US in the last few years but none of that are substantiated.

But yes they are all part of the elite circle. She went to Hangzhou Foreign Language School which is an international school where the most powerful send their kids to, most of them would end up in top tier Western universities.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I fell for a misinformation youtube video then that the algorithm gave me lmao. There are dozens and dozens of videos that are like "Xi's daughter to be deported?!" right now and I took it at face value without checking her age.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Most higher up Chinese political cadre would send their kids out for study, this is an open secret for a while

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Hopefully she sends the Brabant killers out for one more job

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago
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