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[-] [email protected] 42 points 6 days ago

:worm-tongue:

Alternatively

:worm-brain:

[-] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago

Liberals would say this looks gay. But people in the know understand that it is the worm's hunger being displayed openly.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

The Worm yearns for the meat.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

How does this relate to the golden path?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

it's this one

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

The worm has achieved total of control of his mind.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

brain worm sneaking out of the mouth to gawk at that beautiful wounded open ear

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

one of these teeth has got to be cyanide

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

"I haven't eaten orange shitgibbon before"

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

brainworms in control thinking about it's next feast when it convinces trump to swim in the peepee poopoo water

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

canker sores from doing apple cider vinegar and ivermectin tinctures

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

marshmallows cure canker sores instantly. Big apple cider vinegar doesn't want you to know this

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Herald of nurgle.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I guess reality is a dark, alternate Animorphs timeline where Visser 3 is RFK Jr.

Fucked up that he killed Rachel in battlemorph form and dumped her in Central Park back in the 90s as a joke/flex.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

We need more animorphs posting

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Sorry, i would do more, but i have to hunt and peck type these days... time to go find lunch.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

We are a hellish nation, but at least we're funny

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

the worm is looking for a new host

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

he’s probably thinking “im like 32nd in line for that seat. with my unvaccinated blood and the de-aging serum i take i might be able to outlive all these clowns and take what belongs to my family name”

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

that is not a human person

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

The only thing it loves. The only thing it hates. The only thing it fears. The only reason it moves, breathes, thinks, hunts.

The hunger. The hunger that is never sated.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

The worm is thinking thicc-trump not because DAT (don't have to hand it to it), but because that's a lot of places to bide for the transcendence of worm kind and the enslavement of humanity to the neurax worm.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

To Serve President

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