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blows up whatever you're eating with my mind
(hexbear.net)
Oh no! Now my everyTHING bagel is an everyWHERE bagel!
all at once???
No I don’t like everywhen bagels. Too much thyme.
I appreciated this
Rude
now who's got the beans on they face
It's lentils actually
Owie my coffee was hot
sue me
kablammk
Oh no, not 
Jokes on you, i was eating pop rocks
you're now covered in pop rocks 
Poop rocks
but i was eating that
now it's in BITS
ooo my sinuses are clear
YER WELCOME
Those stray corn kernels... they're now popped! Thank you!
thank you for making my slop extra sloppy
fuck you I'm callin the cops
you should explode them instead
this post was submitted on 22 May 2025
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