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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

With thunderous applause?

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

The whole crowd is cheering and hooting as Biden desperately stumbles through his defence. They chant "genocide Joe! Genocide Joe!" while he's just freaking out and failing to form a coherent sentence. The chants crescendo as a giant sea monster surfaces and swallows the little boat and the genocidal ghoul sitting in it.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Goddamn fhatgn faced squid soilders

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

always with water

always

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Democracy dies in the prostate

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Stop giving me hope

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

AND laughter.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

prolly not realistically, prostate cancer is super treatable when u have endless supply of money and resources. even if its this severe

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

He's going to be the first head in a bell jar that runs for president, and Matt Groening is going to have to eat his decades of predicting weird shit in his shows.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

He's going to fuck up saying the word "Abaddon" a whole bunch but I can't wait to hear him ramble to the ferryman about wooden nickels as he crosses the river Styx

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