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Interesting question I really hadn't thought about
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We do?
Would you look at that Nagini... That dude has a nameless penis ahahah
I only read shhhs shshhs hhhs hshshsh.. can anyone translate parcel?
Normally I'd have your back with the translation but I can't understand the cockney accent OP is speaking with
Only as a joke, as far as I’m aware
Do they? I've never heard anyone give it an actual name, like a guy's name. I've heard different slang terms used, but nobody who calls his cock Beastmaster or Malcolm or whatever.
Richard, maybe
Jimmy!
Am I weired for not doing that? Is that normal?
Beats me.
Other way round, surely?
...And don't call me Shirley
Am I going too far if I have an SSL certificate for my penis?
Everyone always talks about safety in bed, nobody talks about security in bed 😔
Was I supposed to do that?
When I was at basic training one of the Padres told us that we should all have a name for our dicks, otherwise it was a stranger who would be making 90% of the decisions.
Did any of the Padres reveal the names given to their dicks?
I know they do it sometimes in media but I don't know - nor do I want to know - if it's common at all in real life.
No one I know does this. What a weird thing to do.
I did not think that was common practice or even a thing anyone would do at all till I was with a girl who told me she called her pussy “Patricia”
The sex was great and she (the woman not “Patricia” lol) is a wonderful person, but I was, and still am, vaguely unsettled by someone naming their genitals…
Is this the krusty krab?
"No, this is Patricia!"
What?!
I don't want a stranger making most of my decisions.
I did not. But many years ago I had a girlfriend who named mine Roy, as in Orbison. Can't for the life of me remember why... She liked to have long talks with Roy, but he was quite deaf, had to get right up in there to hear anything...
I thought that if anyone does, it's their partners. I don't know of anyone having named their dick, but I also don't really discuss dicks much with my friends
That's a thing?
We've been through some rough stuff together. It seems like the least I could do.
I've two of them and I like being able to address them individually
Mr. Boopsie?
Mine has no name other than my own.
Hello Richard
'tis not my name
Hi Tom
No offense, but if I was to let someone name my special friend, it wouldn't be some random Lemmy user.
William, it's short for Willie
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this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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