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What? The fuck?
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Going to the supermarket of ideology. Want me to pick up anything?
Could you get me a 2 liter of monarchy and some communism? It's a little weird but I like to mix them together.
"Imagine ve are shtanding in ze shupermarket of ideology"
schhhhhhnif
Oh damn I'm gonna get run out of business. Can't have ideology in a trashcan anymore, because of woke.
This kid definitely loved Polandball and the political compass spinoffs
This is the modern version of "lol i'm so random hold up spork" behaviour but for teenage political wonks
Bot, federal agent, or goober. Call it.
Goober
Literal child most likely
A fed bot
This is the kind of person who thinks Jackson Hinkle and the American Communist Party are really cooking.
This is the kind of person who ~~thinks Jackson Hinkle and the American Communist Party are really cooking.~~ is thirteen
ftfy
"It's so badass when based men with medals do based things. I hate blue haired liberals and tolerance. In my utopia there's a serious guy with a mustache and a uniform yelling at you, and his picture is on every wall. you are not allowed to be gay or work in a starbucks, everyone has to work in a factory that makes iron chairs, or be a housewife."
Tagline material
Someone is collecting their political ideologies from internet quizzes.
Let there be MBTI for young HOI players.
Politics have replaced music for teenage boys and it’s worse than I could have ever fucking imagined.
median voter
putting a bunch of ideologies up on my wall then throwing darts at them to determine my political beliefs
Putting a bunch of ideologies in my bio and seeing who gets mad
HoI4 and its consequences
I found a sick hybrid skill tree where you both support and murder minorities
This person believes every black book of communism evul 1948 vuvzela lie and goes "neat!"
Edgy teenager who picks the things that get the largest reaction. Kind of sad really, this is a person who has no real positive role models or decent friends in their life.
The one centrist
This is a man who accepts every single piece of western propaganda about the USSR, DPRK, and Hamas as true, and goes “But that’s good, actually”
Teenagers are weird man
You know that teenagers baffle the living shit outta me
They couldn't care less if they make sense, I'd agree
Given my own age this may be throwing stones in glass houses but... Gen Z.
looks like one of my bits breached containment 
This is why you don't abuse your kids
supermarket of ideology had some big discounts recently
Kid who hasn't read a book
I'm a fed is so much easier
Stalin was right about what would happen if the USSR fell. What a hell world of crazy people we live in
Its a Non-Marxist Anti-liberal, Socially Paleo-Conservative, or a Gen-Z Monarcho-Stalinist-Jucheist-Isolationist. .
JucheMonarch45
JucheMonarch27
Half-off already? I don't know if this is 
or that thing where chocolate bars have been getting gradually smaller.
Is that universal monk?
this post was submitted on 17 May 2025
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