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[–] [email protected] 118 points 3 days ago (14 children)

Americans are more fat so they need bigger Pi to keep geometry in touch with reality.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ah yes. I have heard about that.

American Pi.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Believe it or not, there is precedent for this.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bye, bye, miss American PI.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Maybe Vader some day later, but now it's just about prime.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

What kind of problem gives you the formula and all variable to replace? At this point, why not just write 5•10²•10=?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Intro to algebra type stuff to make sure you understand the concept of variables in the first place

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pi= 5 in this teachers reality. Circles must look wonky.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

It makes it easy to do the math in your head without a calculator. But still , just tossing out pi=5 is not the way to go about creating these problems.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

...fractal circumferences can be whatever length you want for any given mean radius...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Even then, I would want them to leave π in the problem itself. That would be much better for this exercise - teaching that you report “exact” values with π still in them.

Eg, if I rewrote this problem, I would expect an answer of 1000π.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

One written in Comic fucking Sans

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Cause reading comprehension is part of the test. Lots of kids will be able to solve that equation, but there's a bunch who can't understand it if it's presented this way.
Honestly here they should have done "round pi to two decimal places" or smth.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

This was written by an engineer. They rounded up to 5 for the safety factor.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Ha Ha, non-Euclidian geometry go brr. :)

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Assigning a value of 5 to pi, although ludicrous IRL, doesn't affect the problem. Plug the values into the equation and it will still give an answer that's correct in context.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

For the benefit of doubt, maybe the test is from an alternate dimension that doesn't use euclidean space.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've been there, I think, but it was really difficult to triangulate my location and confirm

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

That's because you were supposed to rhombusulate, not triangulate.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I wish they would have used 22/7 for pi and 7 for the radius or height

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If the goal is to avoid calculations with decimal places, why not just leave Pi in the result?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

It's official, the observable universe is ~3 times larger!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s clearly just saying that the surfaces on which the ends of the cylinder lie are metric spaces with distances defined using Chebyshev or Taxicab metrics based on pentagonal tilings of the parabolic plane so the ratio of a circle’s circumference to diameter is 5.

Since it’s a cylinder we assume the vertical dimension is Euclidean and voila the math checks out geometrically.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Whoa, amazing!

Astrology is so cool

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Calculator not allowed test probably

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Even if so, the other factors are both 10. How hard can it be...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

3.14 would be easy enough to solve this one. r^2*h resolves to 1000, so V would be 3140.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man the Americans... everyone knows that π=-10

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

This is how you develop trust issues.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (7 children)

This question was written by an engineer

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In America, numbers are just bigger.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Think of the Loch Ness Monster and use tree fiddy and you're much closer

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Every engineer knows pi is 3 🤦‍♂️

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Ah yes, all those imperial units...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It went to far and Beck.

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