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Has the imperial system gone to far? (feddit.org)

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Americans are more fat so they need bigger Pi to keep geometry in touch with reality.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ah yes. I have heard about that.

American Pi.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Believe it or not, there is precedent for this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

"Now this is a fucked up situation."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Round Up.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

round

heh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I remember when Pi was monetized, that sounds like Pi Common, only $9.99/mo for 0 significant digits.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Sick burn. Especially from a Belgian! Waddle waddle

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I’m an American. I weigh about 140 lbs (63.5 kg). I’m about 5.75 ft (1.75 m) tall. Am I fat?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Fat? No, but dumb enough to understand my phrase as "each and every without a single exception". Dumb as an American.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago

I'm American. I got 80% on my IQ test am I dumb? That's a GPA of 3.0.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Yes, you should lose 100lbs. Just look at people who were forced on a diet. They were just bones because they had nothing to eat but flour and water. You got to go for the emaciated look.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 days ago

Manlet. Barely better than fatass.