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[–] [email protected] 102 points 6 days ago (10 children)

As a 52 year old that has been skateboarding since the 1970's I take great offense with anyone that tries to gatekeep skateboarding. Skateboards are always cool.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 days ago

Stop complaining... Oh wait

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

I think it's all about perspective. Say the Patty Cake one. A 30 year old doesn't seem "cool" doing it according to the chart. But a 30 year old who sits down with a 5 year old and does it... That kid thinks they are pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I actually had a picture with Tony Hawk from when I was ~11. I ran across him at the airport and I made my mom take.our picture.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I've been skating since 1986. The first time someone asked me if I was too old for it was in 1987. That question is really only in the eye of the beholder.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Being at the bottom of the half pipe isn't cool though.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

If a 100 yo is still living alone he is metal as fuck. If a 100yo is breathing he is already cool, anything they do is already a win

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Henry Kissinger...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

There's nothing cool about having to live alone because the person you been married to for 50+ years died and you can't bring yourself to meet soemone else out of heartache, even after 10 or 20 years.

It is pretty cool though if you do manage to meet someone else, when you're 90 and now you're popping viagra like candy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Depends if they're just wasting away alone or still active and healthy.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I was wondering why there was a spike at 70 but then i realized

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Oooh I didn’t get it

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (10 children)

FYI (because I had to look it up) Juuling is just vaping with a smaller type of vape....

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sure but I don't vape so the only thing Juul means to me is Yule....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I was just teasing :)

Juul is pronounced like jool or maybe jewel. I can see how non-americans can misinterpret that though

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

Skateboarding is never anything but maximum coolness at any age.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago

(Seeing the birthday spike.)

Nice.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

That half-pipe in the graph looks very tempting. I can't wait until I'm 80 so I can be a cool skateboarder again.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Best infographic ever, I know what to do with my life now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Drop in, let's go

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

Vaping. Juul was one of the original companies. This meme is old

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

people can afford to live alone?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

I did for about two months before COVID, then immediately needed a roommate to afford to live again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm 62. I retired in January. In February, my 30-year marriage ended. I'm living alone for the first time in decades, and I never really did it very long before (a few years in my late 20s. It's very strange. at this age.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Wow—that is a lot of major life events crammed into 2025. Be nice to yourself. Often.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Divorced living alone at 30 and this meme just lifted my spirits a little bit

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm colour blind you ducker

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

I disagree with the "complaining about young people" line having coolness increase proportionally with age: when I was a young adult, I often joked about kids these days in a way that seemed to get a lot of laughs. The humour was in the fact that I was a young person talking about young people as if I wasn't one of them (and beneath that was me making light of the text that, likely due to being autistic, I have always felt isolated from my peer group).

Anyway, I got good at leveraging this for humour, but as I aged, the joke potential expired: I was too old for there to be any irony in saying "kids these days", but not old enough for it to be cool to complain about young people.

On the bright side, I am sufficiently old to be able to torment young people by misusing their slang. It's most likely effective if you use the slang in a mostly right way, so I enjoy the challenge of needing to actually understand correct usage of new slang. Amusingly, studying current slang as an outsider is a skill I'm well versed in, given that I had to do this even when I was young.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Those were the days. Skateboard competitions, scouring the streets and malls at 3 am. This was my board. Custom design by Wee Willy Winkles in Canada.

Here is me back in the day riding it.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. The fuck is juuling

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you're able to live on your own over the age of 90, you're killing it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Yea, needs a new upswing at 70 for "living alone" like, it's potentially sad, but just being able to live on your own gets more impressive the older someone is

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