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[-] [email protected] 220 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 119 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Completely unrealistic and unwatchable. Suit needs to be tan.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Take it easy man, we do not want to over stage Citizen Kane, here.

Mr. Tan Suit would win best supporting actor, AND best costume design, by itself.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

World's first white first black president.

[-] [email protected] 136 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago

So it was 30 years ago. I feel like, even though things are far from perfect now, nowadays a comment like this would draw quite a few more critical looks than back then.

[-] [email protected] 98 points 2 months ago

People in 1994 knew exactly how fucked this was.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It was also 30 years closer to Harriet Tubman, in a time when black civil rights were not even as sanded smooth as they appear now.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Look up who Alec McGuiness played in Lawrence of Arabia.

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[-] [email protected] 73 points 2 months ago

This is obviously a perfect role for Ryan Gosling

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[-] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hollywood Executives can collectively only name at most seven actors at a given time. An entire nine-digit annual industry run by a bunch of coked-up goldfish.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

All of these large industries are run by idiots

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

They're run by the same average people who work for them. You don't need to be an idiot to fuck up running something as large and complicated as a trans-national corporation. You don't need to be a genius to coast in a position that already prints money.

We're simply not that different from one another. The genius/idiot dichotomy is far more about variances in education, culture, and propagandized bigotry than finding actual differences in intellect.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

I do not get it. I just see 3 pictures of Tubman.

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago

Hmmm so you need woman of colour? Maybe Gal Gadot? /s

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago

If Hollywood ever did a film about Gaza they would unironically use Gal Godot in the role of a Palestinian woman.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

It also be “both sides have something to learn from each other!” Oscar bait a la Crash or Green Book.

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

Next Summer they'll show Black Hitler

[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago

I would not be surprised if that was the title of Kanye’s next album.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

This is crazy, I mean Roberts is from the South and Tubman from the north, no one's going to believe it!

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

Am I the only one who doesn't know who Harriet Tubman is?

[-] [email protected] 91 points 2 months ago

Probably not, but she's an important figure of the American history. The real question, though, is who will know about Harriet Tubman in a few years, once she gets erased from American history books.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

At least people will be able to remember she looked like Julia Roberts

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Elon Musk will build The Above Ground Railroad to save white South African immigrants from the tyranny of paying taxes.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Does the phrase "underground railroad" mean anything to you?

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Not everyone is from North America. That is like me asking you, does "Dr. Kwame Nkrumah" mean anything to you?

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Okay, Harriet Tubman, born into slavery in the early 1800s, escaped slavery, probably best known today for making 13 trips to the South and guiding 70 slaves on their escape to free states via a system of secret routes, sympathizers and safe houses referred to as The Underground Railroad. Tubman went on to serve as a spy for the Union army during the American civil war, and was a figure in the women's suffrage movement, surviving into the 20th century.

So, the fact that she was a black woman is kind of important to Harriet Tubman's lore, and casting Julia Roberts in the role is rather inappropriate.

The Underground Railroad had nothing to do with actual trains, but they used a lot of railroad related terminology as code speak. Trail guides were referred to as "conductors," safe houses were "stations," etc. Very little of it was actually underground; I'm sure a few slaves hid in root cellars or caves along the way, but there were no tunnels. Escapees were sometimes carried by boat or train but most traveled on foot and/or by wagon. There's a sort of folklore image of slaves traveling at night under the cover of darkness, navigating by the North Star. Allegedly, the song "Follow The Drinkin' Gourd" was a slave song that contained coded instructions for navigating along the Underground Railroad by landmarks along the trail and by using Merak and Dubhe in Ursa Major to identify Polaris...I'm pretty sure this is 20th century embellishment to the story but it's a prominent visual, kind of like Johnny Appleseed's pot hat.

This bit of history is taught so widely in American schools that the term "underground railroad" has just become our word for a secret, grassroots network of routes, safe houses and guides for transporting refugees out of danger.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Here you go. She was a pretty amazing person. If you're from the US and didn't learn about her in school, your school failed you.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Halle Berry though... 🤔

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Kevin Hart.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Martin Lawrence would rock it in "Big Tubman's House"

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Queue Dave Chappelle and his sketch 'Negrodamas'

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I predict a movie called The Last Black Man on Earth, starring Tom Hanks

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The article led me down a rabbit hole leading to an article about the ghost in the shell movie adaptation promo meme generator being used to criticise the whitewashing in the movie adaptation

Fuck whitewashing

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tbh - if you do any academic study of history, that’s what it all starts to look like.

I tried to watch Spartacus because Kubrick and… I couldn’t. Those fucking hairdos. The depiction of Marcus Aurelius in Gladiator upset me - like no, the man was not a proto Thomas Jefferson (and even the IRL Jefferson made his money on child slavery and raped children.) Wuxia is so much fun but there’s never going to be a period accurate Three Kingdoms (which is a 14th century novel anyway)

Medieval history especially…. That’s pages and pages, and I’m not even really that much of a medievalist.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

I do historical reenactment, so I have a hobby that involves researching the age of a certain embroidery stitch, for example.

I've learned to just switch off that part of my brain for games and movies, or I'd cry a lot more. I just project them to an alternate reality where they totally had nylon in 1200.

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