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I will never understand cat people (i.imgur.com)
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[-] [email protected] 81 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You can use this to blame cat people, but this is just a class of people obsessed with buttholes and poo. I'm remembering a post a while back where someone had made a little dog bun, and if you pressed down on it, chocolate came out of it's butthole. Nasty.

Edit: Pic is the first thing I got off google typing in 'dog bun you press that has chocolate come out.' Obviously this wasn't the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

lol, that one was one step too far for me, i could take it until the feces

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

I want to put food in my mouth. It's okay if the food is shaped in pleasing ways, but there's nothing 'pleasing' to me about tiny assholes or fake poop. Hard. Pass.

Did you see the Spy x Family movie? Why was there a like, 2 minute short in the middle about the God of Poo? The world is strange and inscrutable.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I bet I can guess how you felt about Conker's Bad Fur Day.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I can explain.

You see, the Imperial Cult of Japan fucked their whole culture in the head for decades and then America dropped two suns on them

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

So many situations in my life where I've said this same thing.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Humans are messed up.

In other news, I would totally buy a box of those to gift to my family.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

They have fireworks that are dog-shaped, but the snake grows out the butt, and there's a follower of some sparkly stuff

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

It's a weird thing with Japanese culture, have never really understood why they like buttholes and poop so much.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

There's an aspect of Japanese folklore called "Shirikodama" or (roughly) "small anus ball", which states that humans have a small ball/organ/jewel in or near the anus where their soul is stored.

This is what inspired the name of "The Dung Eater" in Elden Ring, who would kill people and then "defile their corpse" to ensure their entire bloodline becomes cursed, as well as the Headless from Sekiro, which has a grapple attack where it removes Wolf's soul via the nearby orifice.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

So... the prostate? The soul is stored in the prostate? Has anyone told the "pee is stored in the balls" crowd yet?

I assumed this was a joke or there was a lot more to it, but... apparently the Kappa just like to take your butt soul and refuse to elaborate.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

The soul is stored in the balls

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I draw the line at pompompurin neocat, cry, loud

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I just got Hello Kitty Island Adventure and I want to get Pompompurin's Mom and Dad to visit but they need so much stuff I don't have yet!!

[-] Quibblekrust 3 points 3 weeks ago

Obviously this wasn't the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.

That's exactly the thing you were talking about.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

I'm a cat person and I find this gross. And a tad concerning. Just, why?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

In fairness, this do be what cats look like from behind.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Same, I don't get why people think animal buttholes are cute.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

Am I alone in thinking this is funny? I mean, I wouldn't buy this cookie cutter on its own, but if I bought a collection of cat cookie cutters, I'd definitely use this one too.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Same here. And I have a cat.

I think. I rarely see her, so I'm not really sure.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

I like my cat but I already see more of his butt than I'd like to, so I don't get this obsession either.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

That's not "cat people" bruv that's fuckin weirdos

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Cat people are fuckin weirdos.

I got 5.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Can confirm I am cat person, I am weirdo.

🐱 🥰

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Personally I don't think that's okay. Too many, so you won't be able to properly care for them.

Consider that each cat person should get a couple hours of attention every day - how could you find the time for all 5?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Cat people are pretty self-sufficient. Normally food, water and a few cats are all they need, and they'll come to you for attention. If you have two cat people there's a good chance of them forming a bonded pair, too. More than two cat people and they'll often socialise together.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

I’m a cat people and I don’t understand. That’s awful.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

“I’m a cat people” - Nastassia Kinski is that you?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don't get the reference, I'm afraid.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I believe she acted in the eponymous movie with Malcolm McDowell. Pretty great some from Bowie in that one too

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

I once went to a party with candy kitty litter… compete with tootsie roll poop. It was weird

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

Dude, it wasn't candy... We kept trying to stop you but... Well you know how you get when you're on acid. It was fucked you ate like six cat turds before you passed out.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Y'all need to lighten up. Cats love showing their butts. It's funny

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I will never understand visual humor

FTFY

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Wouldn't a view from the front be better?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Cats don't seem to think so.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I think Japanese culture considers such details to be cute

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

3D prints are not food safe.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

There is a caveat, but yes: By definition, 3D printed parts should not be considered food safe.

Single-use cookie cutters are generally OK if you don't use them multiple times a day every day.

There are probably minor chemical risks but it wouldn't be in high enough quantities to kill you. There isn't really anything inherently food unsafe with PLA, ABS or PETG.

Bacteria is a much bigger risk during reuse because you can't fully clean the prints between the layer lines and other surface defects. The plastic generally won't survive a proper sanitization process either.

What your own risk tolerance is for plastic additives is up to you. If you do print a cookie cutter, toss it after you are done.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I really don't condone producing single-use 3D prints unless it results in a net reduction of plastic waste for the same end. It would make more sense to 3D print a form to turn a thin strip of steel into a proper food safe and reusable cookie cutter. No waste and you can make as many cookie cutters as you want.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Isn't PLA made from plants though? Then just dispose of it properly how would that be an issue.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

PLA breaks down under industrial composting conditions. It isn't really biodegradable. It is fair to call it plastic waste.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Also this is a cookie cutter. Usually you bake after which should kill anything the cookie cutter may have left behind.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

You can't kill plastic by baking, you just turn it into even worse stuff

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh you are thinking of plastic going into the food, normally hear people talk about bacteria growing on it.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Some tea bag brands are really proud that they've moved from petroleum based plastic on their bags to PLA.

What the fuck. It's still plastic, guys. There are a few brands that don't have any plastic. You have to look them up brand by brand though.

I'm not super paranoid about plastic, but I have been trying to avoid it a little more. And the biggest place to avoid it is soaking it in near boiling water that I'm about to drink.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's Simons cat...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Lot a prudes in this thread.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'd rather just the cutout. If I wanna subject people to buttholes, I can make them with frosting.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Pompompurin moment

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