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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Am I alone in thinking this is funny? I mean, I wouldn't buy this cookie cutter on its own, but if I bought a collection of cat cookie cutters, I'd definitely use this one too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

That's not "cat people" bruv that's fuckin weirdos

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Wouldn't a view from the front be better?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago

Cats don't seem to think so.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I once went to a party with candy kitty litter… compete with tootsie roll poop. It was weird

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Dude, it wasn't candy... We kept trying to stop you but... Well you know how you get when you're on acid. It was fucked you ate like six cat turds before you passed out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Pompompurin moment

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I'm a cat person and I find this gross. And a tad concerning. Just, why?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

In fairness, this do be what cats look like from behind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Same, I don't get why people think animal buttholes are cute.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 hours ago

I like my cat but I already see more of his butt than I'd like to, so I don't get this obsession either.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (6 children)

You can use this to blame cat people, but this is just a class of people obsessed with buttholes and poo. I'm remembering a post a while back where someone had made a little dog bun, and if you pressed down on it, chocolate came out of it's butthole. Nasty.

Edit: Pic is the first thing I got off google typing in 'dog bun you press that has chocolate come out.' Obviously this wasn't the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

lol, that one was one step too far for me, i could take it until the feces

[–] [email protected] 18 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I want to put food in my mouth. It's okay if the food is shaped in pleasing ways, but there's nothing 'pleasing' to me about tiny assholes or fake poop. Hard. Pass.

Did you see the Spy x Family movie? Why was there a like, 2 minute short in the middle about the God of Poo? The world is strange and inscrutable.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

I bet I can guess how you felt about *Conker's Bad Fur Day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

I can explain.

You see, the Imperial Cult of Japan fucked their whole culture in the head for decades and then America dropped two suns on them

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

So many situations in my life where I've said this same thing.

[–] Quibblekrust 3 points 8 hours ago

Obviously this wasn't the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.

That's exactly the thing you were talking about.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago

Humans are messed up.

In other news, I would totally buy a box of those to gift to my family.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

They have fireworks that are dog-shaped, but the snake grows out the butt, and there's a follower of some sparkly stuff

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I draw the line at pompompurin neocat, cry, loud

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

I just got Hello Kitty Island Adventure and I want to get Pompompurin's Mom and Dad to visit but they need so much stuff I don't have yet!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's a weird thing with Japanese culture, have never really understood why they like buttholes and poop so much.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

There's an aspect of Japanese folklore called "Shirikodama" or (roughly) "small anus ball", which states that humans have a small ball/organ/jewel in or near the anus where their soul is stored.

This is what inspired the name of "The Dung Eater" in Elden Ring, who would kill people and then "defile their corpse" to ensure their entire bloodline becomes cursed, as well as the Headless from Sekiro, which has a grapple attack where it removes Wolf's soul via the nearby orifice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So... the prostate? The soul is stored in the prostate? Has anyone told the "pee is stored in the balls" crowd yet?

I assumed this was a joke or there was a lot more to it, but... apparently the Kappa just like to take your butt soul and refuse to elaborate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

The soul is stored in the balls

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I’m a cat people and I don’t understand. That’s awful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

“I’m a cat people” - Nastassia Kinski is that you?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago

Same here. And I have a cat.

I think. I rarely see her, so I'm not really sure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

3D prints are not food safe.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

There is a caveat, but yes: By definition, 3D printed parts should not be considered food safe.

Single-use cookie cutters are generally OK if you don't use them multiple times a day every day.

There are probably minor chemical risks but it wouldn't be in high enough quantities to kill you. There isn't really anything inherently food unsafe with PLA, ABS or PETG.

Bacteria is a much bigger risk during reuse because you can't fully clean the prints between the layer lines and other surface defects. The plastic generally won't survive a proper sanitization process either.

What your own risk tolerance is for plastic additives is up to you. If you do print a cookie cutter, toss it after you are done.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Also this is a cookie cutter. Usually you bake after which should kill anything the cookie cutter may have left behind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

You can't kill plastic by baking, you just turn it into even worse stuff

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Some tea bag brands are really proud that they've moved from petroleum based plastic on their bags to PLA.

What the fuck. It's still plastic, guys. There are a few brands that don't have any plastic. You have to look them up brand by brand though.

I'm not super paranoid about plastic, but I have been trying to avoid it a little more. And the biggest place to avoid it is soaking it in near boiling water that I'm about to drink.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I really don't condone producing single-use 3D prints unless it results in a net reduction of plastic waste for the same end. It would make more sense to 3D print a form to turn a thin strip of steel into a proper food safe and reusable cookie cutter. No waste and you can make as many cookie cutters as you want.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Isn't PLA made from plants though? Then just dispose of it properly how would that be an issue.