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An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board...

I can make this work.

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So do I choose the bath or one of the shampoo bottles? 🤔

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I'd go with the shampoo bottles

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It's like a 6ft x 2ft painting (2m x 0.7m roughly) on the wall. Going to be a rough night.

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Large banana stuffie. Could be worse.

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4 ft is about 1.2m - a Bo is typically around 1.8m

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Computer 👀

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Whew, just a coffee mug.

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Oh no it's my dog!

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Air purifier....

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Thankfully just a lip balm...

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Too small, it's gonna get lost.

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Roll of toilet paper.

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Cat wand toy.

Perforated bowel coming up

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... 40 oz metal water bottle...

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To my left is just a door. So I guess I gotta shove a whole door up my ass

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Perfect day* to be a martial artist

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A two person seat on a train. Altho with a little shifting, ok now just my backpack. Been wanting to replace my daily anyway, make this one the dirty work pack.

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Vlad the impaler

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I'm pretty sure air already does this

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You betchya

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A bigass shelf. I'm going to die.

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Today its luggage. I'm gonna need a lube wale...a belube wale.

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The finger pointed at the fish tank.

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I'm in bed laying on my right side... So the ceiling fan? 💀

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Floor to ceiling window…

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I keep telling my girlfriend that yes, bulk liquid soap has its advantages, but have we really done a thorough analysis of the potential second and third order consequences?

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To my left is my dog Courage, she weighs about 50 lbs so having her shoved up my ass would probably end my life

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A teaspoon, or worryingly the kitchen table upon which it is sitting.

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