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Oh god
(sh.itjust.works)
An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board...
I can make this work.
So do I choose the bath or one of the shampoo bottles? 🤔
I'd go with the shampoo bottles
It's like a 6ft x 2ft painting (2m x 0.7m roughly) on the wall. Going to be a rough night.
Large banana stuffie. Could be worse.
4 ft is about 1.2m - a Bo is typically around 1.8m
A chair..
Computer 👀
HARDER!!
Whew, just a coffee mug.
Oh no it's my dog!
Air purifier....
Thankfully just a lip balm...
Too small, it's gonna get lost.
Roll of toilet paper.
Cat wand toy.
Perforated bowel coming up
... 40 oz metal water bottle...
To my left is just a door. So I guess I gotta shove a whole door up my ass
Perfect day* to be a martial artist
A two person seat on a train. Altho with a little shifting, ok now just my backpack. Been wanting to replace my daily anyway, make this one the dirty work pack.
Vlad the impaler
I'm pretty sure air already does this
Refrigerator. Oofta
Lol u from upper midwest?
You betchya
A bigass shelf. I'm going to die.
Today its luggage. I'm gonna need a lube wale...a belube wale.
The finger pointed at the fish tank.
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I'm in bed laying on my right side... So the ceiling fan? 💀
Floor to ceiling window…
I keep telling my girlfriend that yes, bulk liquid soap has its advantages, but have we really done a thorough analysis of the potential second and third order consequences?
To my left is my dog Courage, she weighs about 50 lbs so having her shoved up my ass would probably end my life
A teaspoon, or worryingly the kitchen table upon which it is sitting.
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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