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[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

i want that good stuff! moomoo milk!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Full incense

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

couple of antidotes, the beedrills are ornery this time of year

spoiler151 was enough

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

don't be mean to my gay dog

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

counterpoint: snom

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Pokemart supports Israel so no. They're on the BDS list.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, a hyper potion would be great! I was thinking of getting severely injured later!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

I don't think those work on humans, but I'll ask the clerk.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

If the new regulations haven't kicked in yet: 99 rare candies and a pack of each vitamin.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

go to the good one that sells Rage Candy Bars

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

I always imagined those were like O'Henry bars. I wonder what they were supposed to be like.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Can you sell this Master Ball for me? I blew all my cash at the Game Corner and if I can't pay Team Rocket back by Thursday, they're going to break my kneecaps

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Lemonade plz

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

no not a ditto, three premier balls

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Do they have Lemonade?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I should have a package that is being delivered there, be a dear and bring it back.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

No thanks, but can you pick up my magikarp from the daycare?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

condoms, don't pokè any holes in them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

TM056, Roto stealth, Electric memory, quick claw, Ditto goo, Burn drive, Big root, Lawsuit super repel, repeat ball and a Magnet

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Can you hop on the Pokèterminal and send my mom a message while you're there? I videocalled her earlier but it went to Professor Oak, he was in a bed that looks just like hers. My Pokècommunicator must be on the fritz.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you're you're going to Celadon you can pick me up a TM47

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Now I wonder if Nintendo will ever make a plot point about pirated TM giving Pokémon cancer or something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I think there was a part in coromon where you can evolve one with a hacked disk, or whatever, but it couldn't be healed at the hospital. Kinda funny

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I'm about to suffer some poison damage, could you get me an antidote for tomorrow morning?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah uhhhh can you get me a 6 pack of Super Potion and an Escape Rope.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They only do 4 packs now. Do you want 4 or 8 or 4+2 singles (costs more)?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't get me started on how most moves have PP in multiples of 5 but the ethers now only treat 9 PP at a time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you hear they're rolling out a new item called a Subscription Ball?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Please don't give Game Freak more ways to hurt Pokémon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

pack of backwoods

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

How many poke eggs do you need? A dozen or just enough for tonight?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

If you can get 8 Ultra Balls I’ll pay you back

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Are you stopping by the pokecenter? I need to get Dodrio out of the PC cause I'm flying to Johto tomorrow for VGC.