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[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Fucking disgusting

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago

WTF?

That man did not say anything. A computer algorithm smashed a video together they incidentally uses his likeness, nothing more

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

This headline lies.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The fuck is wrong with people.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking this

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

There is absolutely zero chance I would allow anyone to theorize what they think I would say using AI. Hell, I don’t like AI in its current state, and that’s the least of my issues with this.

It’s immoral. Regardless of your relation to a person, you shouldn’t be acting like you know what they would say, let alone using that to sway a decision in a courtroom. Unless he specifically wrote something down and it was then recited using the AI, this is absolutely wrong.

It’s selfish. They used his likeness to make an apology they had no possible way of knowing, and they did it to make themselves feel better. They couldve wrote a letter with their own voices instead of turning this into some weird dystopian spectacle.

“It’s just an impact statement.”

Welcome to the slippery slope, folks. We allow use of AI into courtrooms, and not even for something cool (like quickly producing a 3d animation of a car accident for use in explaining—with actual human voices—what happened at the scene). Instead, we use it to sway a judge’s sentencing, while also making an apology on behalf of a dead person (using whatever tech you want because that is not the main problem here) without their consent or even any of their written (you know, like in a will) thoughts.

Pointing to “AI bad” for these arguments is lazy, reductive, and not even remotely the main gripe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

allow use of AI into courtrooms

Surprised the judge didn't kick that shit to the curb. There was one case where the defendant made an AI avatar, with AI generated text, to represent himself and the judge said, "Fuck outta here with that nonsense."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

There is absolutely zero chance I would allow anyone to theorize what they think I would say using AI.

If they based it on my Reddit history it's got potential to be needlessly harsh to certain groups of life-underachievers, that's for sure.

[–] [email protected] 189 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Why would a judge allow this? It's like showing the jury a made-for-TV movie based on the trial they're hearing.

[–] [email protected] 151 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Not only did he allow it,

While the state asked for a nine-and-a-half year sentence, the judge handed Horcasitas a 10-and-a-half year sentence after being so moved by the video, Pelkey’s family said, noting the judge even referred to the video in his statement.

It has about as much evidentiary value as a ouija board, but since the victim was a veteran and involved with a church and the judge likes those things we can ignore pesky little things like standards of proof and prejudice

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Seems like grounds for a mistrial...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

On the other hand I do like that some road rage dipshit got a long sentence

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Arizona State professor of law Gary Marchant said the use of AI has become more common in courts.

“If you look at the facts of this case, I would say that the value of it overweighed the prejudicial effect, but if you look at other cases, you could imagine where they would be very prejudicial,” he told AZFamily.

Could you imagine how prejudicial such a thing might be? Not here, of course. /S

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago

Jury duty would be a lot more fun if trials were narrated by the Unsolved Mysteries guy

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, so his family believed he would forgive, wrote statement for him and made AI make it look like the victim said it. And this is somehow relevant to the court? It's all nice the family thinks this but what has it got with justice?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

But, the Judge, Todd Lang, loved that AI. It was well received. Go figure.

We're living in a parallel universe now.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The future distopia is now.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd rather have somebody puppet my corpse like in Weekend at Bernie's. Basically the same thing but more authentic

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unless stated otherwise, please do not use my likeness for legal proceedings on the event of my untimely passing. Please.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's too late. There's like fifty Tetris games.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I swear to Christ, if I get murdered and my family makes an AI video of me forgiving them then I will haunt the shit out of them.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

An AI version of Christopher Pelkey appeared in an eerily realistic video to forgive his killer... "In another life, we probably could’ve been friends. I believe in forgiveness, and a God who forgives."

The message was well-received by Judge Todd Lang, who told the courtroom, “I love that AI."

While the state asked for a nine-and-a-half year sentence, the judge handed Horcasitas a 10-and-a-half year sentence after being so moved by the video.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Society is on the verge of total collapse

EDIT: I am reading this over multiple times, and I think the judge is being sarcastic

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Frankly any society that embraces this sort of thing should collapse, because the alternative is too disturbing.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How does that even make sense?

Wouldn't you lower the sentence if the victim AI says it forgives the killer? Because - you know - it significantly reduces the "revenge" angle the American justice system is based on?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Why even do an impact statement? All Christian victims should be assumed to forgive their attackers, right?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Eww, that's such a ghoulish thing to do; letting a distortion of a dead person, that could never act as the deceased person, forgive their killer. Do they even know if he would've done this if he had a say before being killed?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

This is some Black Mirror level shit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

While the state asked for a nine-and-a-half year sentence, the judge handed Horcasitas a 10-and-a-half year sentence after being so moved by the video, Pelkey’s family said, noting the judge even referred to the video in his statement

So first of all I guess all that stuff in the video about forgiveness wasn't really a factor. I'm just fascinated who called for this? Like was it the prosecution? In what context? Was this part of their closing arguments? Did the defense not object? So many questions.

You have to wonder if this is not grounds for an appeal.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

The judge was so moved by a call for forgiveness that he increased the recommended sentence... Or if that's not the case, that's some poor writing in the article

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

An AI version of Christopher Pelkey appeared in an eerily realistic video to forgive his killer… “In another life, we probably could’ve been friends. I believe in forgiveness, and a God who forgives.”

"...and while it took my murder to get my wings as an angel in heaven, you still on Earth can get close with Red Bull ™. Red Bull ™ gives you wings!" /s

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