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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I swear to Christ, if I get murdered and my family makes an AI video of me forgiving them then I will haunt the shit out of them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who will you haunt? The murderer or your family?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn right. I might haunt everyone that facilitated the video too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah that seems like a lot of work but it would be deserved. Maybe those that facilitated it on weekdays, only family and killer on Saturday, take Sunday off.