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[-] [email protected] 98 points 2 months ago

Not really not the onion though. The Pope was apparently calling priests in Gaza almost every day. He believed parking the Popemobile in front of hospitals and children's clinics would make for really bad optics if (who am I kidding, when) Israel bombs them.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago

He was right though, it would look terrible when Israel bombs them.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

Yesterday Israel used a bomb for a gender reveal. They don't care if they look bad.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago

No, they made jokes about how it looked like a gender reveal.

Fucking Al Jazeera.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Username does not check out

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This isn't the comeback you think it is.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

It's not a comeback, it's setting the record straight. Repeating false accusations doesn't help anyone.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

They changed the headline on their news story from one to the other.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They changed the headline to "jokes about" because you can't prove initial intent. It hardly changes anything.

Again, this isn't the comeback you think it is. Stop dumping for genocidal maniacs.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Blowing up a building for fun and making slightly off colour jokes aren't even close to the same thing.

There's enough accurate information to make Israel look bad, stop making shit up.

[-] [email protected] -3 points 2 months ago

I'm not defending Israel or the folk who did that, just saying that some idiot in southern California did that in the last decade too. Started a big fire. I recall we mocked them in public discourse because we had little other way of venting our frustration that a public employee would burn down an appreciable portion of the state to announce what gender they think their child has.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Sheesh, imagine being that priest, doing daily status updates skipping about 23 levels of chain of command.

This Pope had a personal charity underling who would walk the streets of Rome and hand out cash to people who needed it. The money came from selling autographed indulgences. So I'm not surprised in the least.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

My first thought is that seeing a popemobile outside a hospital would cause members of the idf some pause, but I've been watching this conflict for almost a century and some 18 year olds would consider it a high score.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The Popemobile was Hamas

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

There are other articles here that don't really read as satire ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago

Say what you will about Pope Francis but he seemed to genuinely care about others.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

It's odd, it's almost like that's the way Catholics are supposed to be.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

The very start of his time looked really good. Especially in contrast to Pope Palpatine before. Later, a bit more confused.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Some are

There are also the ones who are far right and don't seem to actually can about helping people. Those are the people who make me sick.

[-] riverSpirit 54 points 2 months ago

The Pope wanting the Catholic Church to touch children one last time.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I wish I can gold this

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Well at least it is bullet proof....not sure about missile strike proof though.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

That cars about to be bombed. I hope they have a spare.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I heard at one point that they have at least one on every continent except Antarctica.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That would make a lot of sense.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Discriminating against penguins again?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Penguins are definitely protestants.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Wonder how long until Israel bombs the Popemobile

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

A good usage of the vehicle.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Is that an el camino? WTF is that.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

They are usually Mercedes vehicles

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Doesn't Italy have a ton of car manufacturers? It keeps getting stranger.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Yes, but most of them suck and I don't see the Pope using a Ferrari

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that's also not great optics...

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

You didn't know what the popemobile is? Wha

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Makes sense, the cardinals probably view it as a failure because they desperately tried to stop people from calling it the Popemobile.

[-] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

Just as soon as that dude power washes the Pope stank out. Then they can load it up with fresh, young, traumatized boys.

[-] riverSpirit 1 points 2 months ago

We all know that things seen many young traumatized boys.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago
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