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[-] [email protected] 113 points 2 months ago

Don't worry Anon, she was just prepping her Stegosaurus cosplay outfit with multiple dildo plating.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Thagomizer? I hardly know her!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Oh my.. Thank you for the correct term, I'm sure she's been thagomized to the Cretaceous and back by now.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

At least "correct" term. You've heard the origin of it?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

dildo thagomizer!

[-] [email protected] 96 points 2 months ago

Fake: Dinosurs aren't real

Gay: Wants to talk about dinosaurs instead of porn

[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago

I’m mostly hung up on the fact that he just happened to have an account for a cam site with tokens already funded and ready to go. Something tells me this wasn’t his first time.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

I don't think he ever said it's his first time

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Not explicitly, no

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Not only was it wild he coincidentally had the account ready, it's equally wild that this girl never thought about her father before this random stranger brings it up while she's trying to work. Really wild stuff, almost makes you wonder.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

wait thats gay? am i gay? oh no

what about other extinct groups of animals, like pterosaurs? is wanting to talk about those gay too?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

What do you mean other extinct groups? That implies dinosaurs are extinct.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i always forget birds exist, sorry

edit: and i also forgot about the whole state of Acre, Brazil

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Wait, what happens in Acre?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

it is heard around all of Brazil that there are dinosaurs in Acre, but nobody has ever been there to truly know

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It's an landlocked equivalent to the Bermuda Triangle

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Plot twist: anon is a scaly furry

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

More like Ace

[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago

I mean the odds of her having daddy issues were over 90%

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

And the odds of her never having pondered her father except for this one time when she was working: 0%

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

“These aren’t the daddies you’re looking for”

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Me on Lemmy NSFW every day.

this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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