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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

enshittification

https://livingurbanhomestead.com/how-does-a-chicken-lay-eggs/

The cloaca or vent is the last passage through which the egg travels out of the body. It is also the passage for fecal matter at the end of the digestive tract to be expelled outside the body of the hen.

Hens might have invented enshittification before marketing did. Literally.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hold up. A chicken’s lungs are on its back?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lucky! Mine are in my ears!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Throw in a pair of black Speedos with a flame design on the sides for extra underwater speed and you've got yourself a deal, buddy!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I will never be able to look at chickens the same

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

printing and laser etching on egg shells are already a thing. so ads on eggs could very well become a thing, too.. especially if putting production codes or dates directly on them becomes required somewhere--if you're gonna run 'em all through the 'printer' might as well get paid to do it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

But eggs are already stamped with production location routinely where I live for decades, no ads yet

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ads on eggs

Don't give them any ideas, this sounds like it just might be doable and they may seriously consider it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Its pretty considerable ngl. Eggs have blank shells. Advertizing has no limits!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Enchickification

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Egg-Shittification

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They have a cunning plan regarding the humans...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

With suitable prodding, you can get surprisingly great speed out of a chicken, the problem is that guidance is all over the place.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What will they do with the money?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Dropshipping

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Spoil cocks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Invest in AI and automate egg production, so they can fire half the chickens and con investors for more money

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I'll sell you this NFT, so that you and only you can own this egg forever!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Where are the farmers tariffs?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Eggshittification

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

You might be able to charge more for the eggs if you feed them to a civet cat first and then collect the egg laden civet cat shit and sell that as some kind of delicacy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

How about in egg egg satisfaction surveys?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm gonna lie to my kids and tell them this is the plot of Orwell's Animal Farm.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Well they certainly can’t go down to the summit!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

When you break the egg an ad jingle plays for Eggbeaters

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do your worst, I don't even eat eggs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I guess you got rent to pay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You would be too if someone cut you in half

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was really mad last time that happened.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Ehh, I've had worse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

You should post this to:

[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Source but IG ugh, someone got a message to them asking for fediverse posts? https://www.instagram.com/thisecommercelife/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

So, well, they're on substack so I guess that's better, shame it's not @[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago